Heart me!


Dressed in the Heart Sutra and a Japanese fundoshi-cum-loincloth, this young lady is heart-fully enjoying life.

Previous reports of heartfullness on the 3Yen include:


Just an average day in Tokyo

Ahhh, just another average day in Shinjuku Tokyo…





Previous reports of the street-freaks of Tokyo include:


BURN BABY BURN! Tanabata terrorist toasts Tokyo!

← The “Tanabata” festival (Wiki) in mid August is normally a hot time in Japan with streets decorated with long, colorful, paper streamers, but this is terror wannabe is ridiculous.


15 hurt after Molotov cocktail attack at Suginami festival
TOKYO (TR) -–Tokyo Metropolitan Police are investigating a Molotov cocktail attack at a festival on Sunday evening that left more than a dozen persons injured and the likely perpetrator unconscious following what is being viewed as a suicide bid…At approximately 7:30 p.m. on Sunday, police received a tip about “a man throwing Molotov cocktails” at the Fujimioka Tanabata Matsuri...more...


Our previous reports of the Tanabata festival include:



Mister Nipple ‘busted’… in Kyoto Japan of course

Kyoto Police Nab Infamous Train Pervert: Mr. Nipples


Our previous reports of Nip nipples include:



‘Mount and ride me!!~’ —Kyary Pamyu Pamyu

Cool Japan's official cultural ambassador* and J-pop idol, Kyary Pamyu Pamyu (3Yen / 2013-03-06), now wants you to ride her. That is, Kyary aka Carrie wants you to mount and ride <snerk> her KPP Train on the Seibu railroad.


Check out Pamyu Pamyu’s knockknees.
She is not trying to just pose cutely. Many Japanese girls walk pigeon-toed (3Yen / 2013-03-06). This so-called charm point (チャームポイント) is called “O-legs / O-kyaku (脚矯正).


A few of our many previous puerile posts about Pamyu Pamyu’s include:

Kyary Pamyu Pamyu has become the paid poster child for Cool Japan's propaganda blitz. For example:

jpninfo.com Feb 24, 2016 —- In partnership with the government’s movement to promote the tourism industry in Japan under the slogan “Cool Japan,” Universal Studios Japan (USJ) has also come up with “Universal Cool Japan” to attract more tourists with the hottest pop culture trends in the country…more…

“Kyary” is deformed engrish for ‘Carrie’—Kyary Pamyu Pamyu’s full name is “Caroline Charonplop Kyary Pamyu Pamyu” (きゃろらいんちゃろんぷろっぷきゃりーぱみゅぱみゅ) {Wikipedia}.


US Ambassador to Japan, Caroline Kennedy,

US Ambassador to Japan, Caroline Kennedy(Wiki), learns the realities of her true mission here…

Caroline Kennedy presented with a whip at this year's Tokyo Rainbow Pride.
whipMulboyne May 8, 2016


Our previous ambassadorial reports include:



Guess the species!

Guess the gender and species—Photos of an alien captured by Tokyo Fashion in Harajuku!



Previous reports of my fellow ALIENS include:



Freezing family fun at Comiket 89, Tokyo


pervert-familymusique_legere変態仮面がいたwしかも子供までwwwwwwwwww #C89 #C89コスプレ pic.twitter.com/iX36IQ9vGW — レジェール/12/29-31C89 (@musique_legere) Dec. 31, 2015


Fun for the whole family cosplay braving the 8℃ (46℉) cold at Day 2 of Comiket (89), the world’s largest comic market″ (コミックマーケット) / fair, now being held at Tokyo “Big Sight” convention center.
In case you were wondering what character the fun family were cosplaying, refer to the Japanese film classic, Hentai Kamen—Rocketnews24.com.


Previous 3Yen reports of Comiket (Japan’s bigger-n-better version of Comicon) include:


Something fishy about Christmas Eve in Japan

squid-mas tree snow glitteried
No doubt about it, there’s always something fishy about Christmas Eve in Japan.

Really fishy Xmas stories that the 3Yen has featured before include: