Black Japanese Christmas Cake from the darkest Sump of…

suica-card

Eat the penguin mascot of the Suica Card (see left) of Japanese subways and rails—A black Christmas Cake from the darkest Sump of Hades.

pengu-cake_n
suica-pouch-1

For more about the Suica Card, check out the previous 3Yen report:

Suica: the bank card that functions as train ticket and credit-ATM card (3Yen / 2005-03-29)

pingu-4
See the multitude of the Suica Penguin’s “character goods” at:

Japan has all the ‘World mascots’

World Mascot Character Summit with over 450 wacko weirdos representing local governments in Japan (and foreign countries) is now being held in Saitama Prefecture north of Tokyo.

Quiz:
See if you can find the foreign “World Character” in the official poster of the 2014 World Mascot Character Summit that features a picture of every goofy character. As far as I could tell, the poster has plenty of aliens but no “World Characters.” (Embiggen to 1170x1657px)…
alien-characters-2

Answer:
You can find all ten of the foreign mascot characters here: gotouchi-chara.jp/hanyu2014/chara_map48.html

Pisser presser

As I have written before*, according to Japanese law everything must have a cute mascot—a yuru-kyara / yuru-kyara japanese loose character mascot—literally a ‘loose character’ or ‘floppy mascot’. And, the No. 1 in the mascot popularity polls in Japan is “Funassyi,” the official unofficial character Funabashi City, which is next to Tokyo. (wikipedia.org).

So, imagine my surprise to see that Funassyi suddenly has a brother “Funagoro” who at his first press conference today pissed* all over the reporters(Click to watch the video of the “pisser presser”)
pisser-presser..

The puerile pissing* action starts at the 6min 20sec point of the video.

*Ok, ok, Funagoro didn’t really piss on the press. He and Funassyi are supposed to be pears and pears can get infested with worms. Funagoro has a green caterpillar up his butt that shoots silk with he gets excited.

_________

Previous puerile reports of Funassyi on the 3Yen include:

Cool Kumamon cruising

Cool Kumamon cruising in his Porsche 911—Life is good.

kumamon_ani_copy

Other Kumamon sightings on the 3Yen include:

   • Kumamon everywhere!
         (3Yen / 2013-11-13)
   • Creepy ‘Kumamon’ mascot gets crazier
         (3Yen / 2013-07-07)
   • Japan’s Guinness record for synchronized dork dancing
         (3Yen / 2013-01-31)
   • Panic disordered characters in the kitchen…
         (3Yen / 2012-11-04)
         panic disordered character in the kitchen

Japanese baseball “sekuhara,” again

Brisky-getting-frisky-again Nippon-Ham-Fighters japan baseball
 
 
Our report on the mascot Brisky getting frisky at a Nippon Ham Fighters baseball game (3Yen / 2005-08-20) has been an all-time favorite with readers. That is to say, sekuhara/sekuhara—the Japanese-engrish abbreviation for sexual harassment—is the national pastime in Japan like baseball.

Just recently I noticed that Brisky-kun has some real competition in the pervy department.
Move over for the hot babe “Buffalo Bell“— The new bovine kigurimi mascot of the Orix Buffaloes baseball team has proven such a sensation that she has attracted her own up-skirt problems
buff-gal
sankakucomplex.com (ÑṠFW):
Buffalo Bell – And You Thought Dollers & Furries Weren’t Hot!

Battle of Japan: unauthorized Funassyi vs fake Funasshii

It’s the law in Japan—everything must have a cute mascot—a yuru-kyara / yuru-kyara japanese loose character mascot {lit. ‘loose character’ or ‘floppy mascot’} (3Yen / 2013-01-31).

Yesterday, Funabashi city’s unauthorized* mascot character, Funassyi (Wiki), who represents that city just next to Tokyo in Chiba Prefecture, got into a bit of trouble. A faux Funasshii (sic) showed up at a major event and started “playing” with children until the police noticed the mascot was behaving oddly and hinky with the kids.

little-faker

*“Unauthorized” because when the real
Funassyi visited the Funabashi City Office to be
authorized & supported officially, the Funabashi
Municipal Government refused to approve poor
Funassyi as their official character even though
it ranks No. 1 in the mascot popularity polls.
wikipedia.org/wiki/Funassyi

Japan’s genial Green Giant


negiman-logo
negiman-130x
smallest-fast-negi-man_ani

In the idyllic negi/leek fields of Tottori Prefecture, a green giant emerges from the startled earth.

The giant is 40 m tall Japanese leek-onion—negi—and he is promptly named ‘Negi-Man.’ Local citizens quickly realize that he’s a hero not a kaiju/monster—Negi-Man becomes the popular champion of the people.

But with the popularity of Negi-Man, the evil neighboring Shimane Prefecture (Wiki) becomes jealous. From Shimane Prefecture’s capital city, Matsue, a monster arises—“Mate Joe” (Mate=Matsue Jo=castle) and the battle has begun!  ↓  (Youtube)
BATTLE

Negi-Man-poster

Japan’s new ‘ISU-1 Grand Prix’—the Office Chair Endurance Race

office-chair-race-video
Click
to watch 1:20 video on NHK News.

NHK W0RLD engrish | May 10, 2014
Twenty-seven teams took part in an office chair race in Naruto City in Tokushima Pref.The race saw three members of each [of the] teams taking turns to ride an office chair around a 150meter trackThe team that went around the course the most times in the length of two hours won the eventmore

whirlpool-kun
Notice how in the news video that the local mascot, “Uzushio-kun” (Whirlpool the Kid), just has to horn-in on the endurance race action even though he is famous for going nowhere fast in tight circles.
Naruto-kun office chair race animated
うずしおくん — Uzushio-kun

isu-1gp-poster-pix

Scores of ‘lax characters’ in Osaka Japan put to death in prefectural putsch!

mopey

You know your prefecture has a real image problem when all 45 of the official mascots are so unpopular that firing them all and putting mascot “Moppie” (R) in charge

Osaka to ‘fire’ character mascots that failed to earn their keep
The Asahi Shimbun | May 08, 2014
Known as “yuru kyara,” a combination of “yurui,” meaning lax, and character, they are created by municipalities, other public bodies and citizens to promote local attractions
But so far, none of the 45 mascots introduced by 21 departments of the Osaka prefectural government has had any successOsaka Prefecture’s cultural department in charge of mascot promotionrecommended Moppie, a mascot created for the 1997 National Athletic Meet held in Osaka, as the prefecture’s core charactermore
final firing squad osaka

Moppie” in charge?
Yes, you read that right. They are killing off scores upon scores of Osaka’ old said-openlax characterssaid-closed and promoting 1,072nd-ranked ‘Mopey‘—meaning sad or glum. This was the best idea Osaka Prefecture could come up with.