Kreepermon©…kinky Kumamon in the creeper mode
A few of our many previous reports of creeper Kumamon aka (キモいモーン) include:
- Kumamon’s True Calling of is found! (3Yen / 2017-06-09)
- Kumamon alien!! His origin is proven (3Yen / 2015-09-04)
- Creepy Kumamon mascot gets crazier (3Yen / 2013-07-07)
Friend of the 3Yen, Mondo Mascots, reports that…
Deflating mascot mistaken for giant breast in New Chitose Airport, Hokkaido, Japan.
@mondomascots August 15, 2018
Tokyo Taxi Association’s
“TAKKUN” mascot ⬇
Yes, today is TAXI DAY.
Way, way back on August 5, 1919, Japan’s first taxis started operation in Tokyo. The taxi company, Jidosha Kabushikigaisha began with six cars operating from where Yurakucho Mullion is located in present-day Ginza in downtown Tokyo.
Previously we have covered the Japanese taxi scene including:
- Taxi terrors (3Yen / 2016-08-10)
- ‘Robo-taxis’ are coming (3Yen / 2015-10-02)
- Tokyo Taxi Lanterns (3Yen / 2008-12-11)
Nara’s horny half-deer/half-monk mascot, Sento-kun, was caught out on the street with his antlers’ fully erect rather than their normal horizontal orientation ↑.
SENTO-KUN’S ERECTION …
…antler angle WHAT?! Street happening
Mainichi Newspaper | 2018 June 01 (Google Translate)
Previous “horny” reports include:
- Rush of horny riders on the Tokyo Metro! (3Yen | 2014-12-03)
- Nara Japan’s antlered police leader (3Yen | 2010-08-18)
- Horny Buddha Boy (3Yen | 2008-09-25)
The mascot for the Hakodate Public Prosecutor’s Office is an eleven-tentacled squid named Happy. pic.twitter.com/VRDTGHPpES
— Mondo Mascots (@mondomascots) May 14, 2018
Squid have two arms and eight tentacles.
So.. “Happy,” the eleven-tentacled squid, is aptly named.
Happy’s 11th appendage is an example a squid penile elongation, which has been observed to be as long as the mantle, head, and arms combined.
Our previous squid tentacled reports include:
- eatin’ l’il Cthulhu (3Yen | 2013-03-14)
- Squid Kaiju vs Monbemon Monster (3Yen | 2017-02-07)
- The ‘Man from Planet Squid-aru’ (3Yen | 2011-07-19)
Japan’s goofiest mascot, Kumamon, has found his true love. That is, his true love-pillow/dakimakura (抱き枕).
Our previous reports of Japanese love of dakimakura pillows include:
- Japan exports pillow love, yowza! (2012-11-26)
- Japanese virgin otaku love (2010-05-11)
- Pillow lover (2009-07-24)
The mascot Kumamon’s attempt to broaden his appeal by pole dancing at a nursing home may have been misguided, mon〜☆!! ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ
Our previous reports of krazy Kumamon include:
- Kool Kumamon (2018-01-22)
- Japan’s Kumamon finds his True Calling (2017-06-09)
- Seeking clarity Kumamon, モーン！ (2017-06-06)
Balloon floodlight mascots for happy roadwork in Japan…
A Japanese company called Lightboy make balloon floodlights in the shape of mascots. pic.twitter.com/AUGLsw4eRP
— Mondo Mascots (@mondomascots) March 13, 2018
Obviously, you want to buy the balloon floodlight called, “taru_drunkman” (bellow), the happily wasted salaryman mascot for your road construction company, right?
Of course “Taru_Drunkman” (たるのんべぇ) is a lot more fun than the Lightboy Company‘s sycophantic “Taru_Guardman” (たるガードマン) shown below.
Some of our other reports on the charms of Japanese road construction include:
- Even road construction is cute in Japan (3Yen / 013-07-10)
- Traffic cones of Japan (3Yen / 2016-10-09)
- Road Construction help from robot mannequins (3Yen / 2006-09-10)
According to Stephen Colbert, Gunny-kun is perfect for the job.
* The jellybean was chosen as the embassy’s mascot because the, ‵countless flavors of jellybeans represent the USA’s diversity.‵
My previous reports of Japan’s loose-character mascots include:
- Japan’s first mascot? (3Yen / 2018-02-10)
- Japanese mascot BATTLE ROYALE (3Yen / 2015-10-12)
- Japan’s Sewer mascot (3Yen / 2016-09-10)