Last month the 3Yen’s covered Japan’s homeboy*, Steven Seagal hanging out with Russian President Vladimir Putin (3Yen / 2013-03-15). →
Now additional photos have surfaced from that Seagal-Putin Summit held early last March. Here’s Seagal putting “bunny ears” on Putin at that Russian martial arts photo-op. ↓
Judging from the TMZ.com headline below, Japan’s homeboy buddha (3Yen/ 2011-03-04), Steven Seagal, is obviously upset by Dennis Rodman’s diplomatic coup of recruiting Kim Jong Un to the NBA (TIME magazine / 2013Mar12). Japan’s favorite son, Seagal (3Yen /2006-10-24), must be very worried about the sworn enemy of Japan, North Korea, and the possible rapprochement with the United States and the NBA.
Steven Seagal I Wanna Be Like Rodman
TMZ.com | 2013/03/13
Move over Dennis Rodman and Kim Jong Un, because ’90s action star Steven
Seagal has jumped on the whole random celeb visiting a world leader
bandwagon …
More...
Vlad the Impaler vs Count Chocula
The Wackadoodle Hair Of Steven Seagal is a fun photo essay of the True Mystery of the Orient—the everchanging hair of Japan’s first foriegn Aikido master of the martial arts and reincarnated Tulka, Steven Seagal, from the ‘I Am Bored’ website.
Click to view the entire image.
Cropped image above—Click to view the original, full-sized, 1240 × 1754px, image with captions on i-am-bored.com.
Previous 3Yen reports of His Immense Eminence, the Potentate of the Poonani include:
• 1 hour more than you want inside Seagal’s head (3Yen 2012-10-18)
• Steven Seagal = dead puppies? (3Yen 2011-08-31)
• The Tulku loves his sex slaves (3Yen 2011-04-24)
• ‘Sheep Impact’ — Seagal’s latest blockbuster! (3Yen 2011-04-21)
Steven Seagal, Japan’s first foriegn Aikido master of the martial arts and reincarnated Tulka* is questioned in embarrassing depth on Michael Schiavello’s interview series—The Voice Versus Steven Seagal…
An hour inside the head of Steven Seagal
Fightlinker.com | Oct. 17, 2012
…notes from the interview:
•A preteen Steven Seagal learned martial arts from a cook at a restaurant who noticed Steven’s fast and fluid dishwashing skills.
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•On his worst movies: “Unfortunately there are many.” “We are subject to the financer and what they want us to do and the studios and what they want us to do and we don’t control the show. So I made a lot of terrible movies and a few good ones.” More...
Wo0t! Japan’s homeboy© Steven Seagal is having his 60th birthday* today!
*: Wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Seagal
Aloso check out: THE INCREDIBLE, INTERCHANGEABLE FILMS OF STEVEN SEAGAL: A GALLERY– filmdrunk.uproxx.com
Moar!~
On network television’s “Jimmy Kimmel Live” listen to 7th degree black belt Aikido master, Steven Seagal, once again take credit for teaching the MMA champions Anderson Silva and Lyoto Machida the basic front kick—The Crane Kick made famous by Mr. Miyagi in The Karate Kid back in 1984, ha, ha.
Steven Seagal Tonight on Jimmy Kimmel Live—March 26, 2012
Japan’s homeboy* and big old cherryboy, Steven Seagal, is shown at a hamami/cherry blossom viewing party in the above photo, which was labeled with March 3rd, 2004 in its camera data. However, it was still snowing in Tokyo on March 1st and with world’s weird winter this year I don’t that 2012’s Cherry Blossom season will be until April ((Japan-guide.com).
In the Steven Seagal newest series, Japan’s homeboy buttkicker squares off against a little old man who just wants to know what time it is.
Japan’s homeboy buddha*, Steven Seagal, has been dubbed “person of interest”(hee, hee) on the Internet due to rash of arson fires in the West Hollywood area over this New Years holiday.
Police Make Arrest in Los Angeles Fires
Wallstreet Journal blog | Jan. 3, 2012
…a four-day string of 53 suspicious fires that broke out in and around Los Angeles, many in or near Hollywood, causing damage of about $3 million…
…following the Sunday release of security-camera footage of a person sought in connection with the fires. The grainy video showed a man, dressed in black, with a receding hairline and dark shoulder-length hair pulled into a ponytail……Given his stocky appearance and hairstyle in the security-video footage, Mr. Burkhart was nicknamed “Meatloaf Seagal” by users of the microblogging site Twitter, a reference to the singer Meat Loaf and action-movie actor Steven Seagal.…more...
Since the LA arsonist looks like Steven Seagal and Meatloaf’s love child, I guess he would do anything for love .
View a video of the arrest of Meatloaf Seagal here on NBC’s Nightly News…
Click to view on NBC’s Nightly News…
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