I’m back!

The 3Yen was infested by spambot virus yet again, but now…
Kaettekitayo/I’m back!
kitta

‘REMBER’

Today is December 7th…
REMBER-PERL

Our previous REMBERances include:

 



Japanese HAMBURGER DAY is July 20

Once again, it’s that special time…Japan’s HAMBURGER DAY!
So, eat your Zombie Burger before it eats you.

 
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More bites of burgers in the Comments section…

 

 

 
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Other bite me burger posts include:

 



 

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…an unholy reanimated prose corpse shambling through the discourse, groaning hideously if it can haz cheezburger”

Homewrecker

Wreck me, plee-e-ease.

 

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解体中の友達の家にお邪魔 — 美岳 (@_MITAKE_) June 16, 2017

 

 
quoter leftHomewreckerquoter right   defined.
 

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Also check out our other demolishing reports of:

  • Cruel clogs … red of course (news.3yen.com/2014-04-13/cruel-clogs-tokyos-hooker-parade)
  • World’s tallest demolition machine from Japan (news.3yen.com/2005-10-23/worlds-tallest-demolition-machine-from-japan)
  • Get your Japan news here on the 3Yen one week before… (news.3yen.com/2005-10-30/get-your-japan-news-here-on-the-3yen-one-we)

 



Biker gang rampages because of no dates on Valentine’s Day

An actual Japanese biker/bosozoku gang call to action…

Gang of guys without girls,
let’s run wild!!

A better Japanese biker/bosozoku call to action…

♪~ Soy un perdedor / I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?

Here’s a TV news report in Japanese showing parts of a police video of the bosozoku “rampage”—They look real scary, don’t they?
( ´_⊃`)

 
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Our previous reports of buttboybozozoku include:

 

 



 

Pearl Harbor Day from the curent Japanese perspective

Today is Pearl Harbor Day* from the current Japanese perspective (Wiki).

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このイラストが大好きで — 部屋に飾っています(*^^*) — スギモトカステン (@kuromedakaf14) 2016-03-16

 

Previous “Pearly” posts on the topic of December 7th include:

 



 

Borneo!

Right now the 3Yen is the 3Ringgit — I’m the Wild Man of Borneo and on vacation for a week deep in the jungles of Malaysia.

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Yum yum! Yum! Yum! Eat ‘um up! Yum! Yum! Eat ‘um up!

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It’s beginning to look like ….

It’s beginning to look like Christmas / Everywhere you go~
Santa brings her gifts to Tokyo early…

A few of our many previous reports Japanese Christmas include:

 




Japanese toilet candy is the shits, literally

mocolet 4 twisted toilet candy

Japanese toilet candy shit-kit — the Moco Moco Mocolet.
Besides kits with modern flushers, they also offer candy in old style Japanese squat toilets. Each kit contains toy toilets with blue poop-candy powder that has a soda flavor and a pink poop with strawberry flavor.

See more about the toy toilet kits in the Comments section.
 
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A few of our other many shitty toilet tales of Japan include:

 




Mickey Mouse ‘mochi’

Separated at birth?
(Ritual Japanese food vs Safety helmet)

 

mochi_vs_safety-helmet-whitepic.twitter.com/6PtuE5zjqn— ぐるなび (@GnaviOfficial) Nov. 18, 2016


Rest-of-the-story…

The above Mickey Mouse rice cakes (鏡餅 — Wikipedia) are a traditional Japanese New Year decoration consisting of two rounded mochi (pounded rice), the smaller placed atop the larger (see right). kagamimochi-realKagami mochi is usually placed in a household Shinto altar, or kamidana in the tokonoma, a small decorated alcove in the main room of the home.
Contempory ones like the Mickey Mouse rice cakes are often pre-moulded into the shape of stacked discs, made in plastic packages for the mass market, and sold as a holiday decoration much like a crappy plastic Christmas wreath.
 
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Our previous reports of mochi rice include: