The Easter Bunny in Japan is nearly as strange as our post two days ago on Good Friday.

Learn more about Rabikurin, the Japanese Easter Bunny and view additional photos in the Comments section.

Today is Good Friday so let’s be sacrilegiously Japanese with this NSFW (Not Safe For Work) p0rn version of the Crucifixion of Ultraman.

Embiggen at your own risk (NSFW).
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For other Japanese twists on Good Friday and Christmas, check out the previous 3Yen posts about Jesus Saves Tokyo (3Yen / 2007-12-07).

…and the Crucified Claus (3Yen / 2007-12-07).

MOAR!…

Hello Kitten Burlesque Pasties—You know you need them.

(This is a SFW mannequin doing the modeling.)

Kitty titties can be yours via PrettyInPasties on Etsy.

The ever-increasing range of ninjutsu* is Japan’s True Gift to the world. See if you can spot the newsroom ninja in the video clip (animated GIF) below.

To see the ninja in action, click to play the animated GIF (965KB).

via toptumbles.com

Other ninja posts on the 3Yen include:
. . . • Miss Universe in ninja high heels
. . . . . . . . (3Yen / 2006-07-19 ) →
. . . • Ninja with a small prick
. . . . . . . . (3Yen / 2008-08-22)↓
. . . • Alien vs. Ninja
. . . . . . . . ↓ (3Yen / 2010-11-02)

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Embiggen to the full size (800 × 600 px) photo.

Japan’s homeboy* and big old cherryboy, Steven Seagal, is shown at a hamami/cherry blossom viewing party in the above photo, which was labeled with March 3rd, 2004 in its camera data. However, it was still snowing in Tokyo on March 1st and with world’s weird winter this year I don’t that 2012’s Cherry Blossom season will be until April ((Japan-guide.com).

Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn!!

Photo of a Hydrothermal Worm—more info and different view at Huffingtonpost.com.

Buy Cthulhu— Enjoy the memory.

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Hooterless Hello Kitty is offering you a “Volcano of Love” on Valentines Day at Hooters Tokyo.

J-Factoid: In Japanese the word “turtle-head” is a slightly off-color joke. In Japanese, the characters for “turtle-head”—kitou—is the medical term referring to the head of the male member.

Click to play the salent part of the video that starts at 1:37..
Full length version:

Bottom Line: Horny turtle is horny.

Urban Legends Reference Pages:
Risque Business (The Love Machine)

The solution was as creative as it is odd-sounding — the machines were countered by invoking the Antique Dealings Law, a statute which stipulates that an antique dealer or a dealer in second-hand items must obtain permission from local authorities. Lacking those permissions, the items could not be vended.

In September 1993, three businessmen were charged with selling used panties without a permit under the provenance of this law. This supposedly ended the presence of such salespoints in that country, but like we said at the top of this piece, countless readers have since written to tell us that the machines can still be found.

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If you thought the last 3Yen post “Karate rapping” was weird, check out Bakudan Kowai (Scary Bomb) by the group Zainichi^*Funk (shown on the left and below). See zainichifunk.com
The dorky lead vocalist is Hamano Kenta doin’ his best James Brown with babes and even a Mentos cola bomb—So ya betta get tight fast ‘n’ funky.

BAKUDAN KOWAI (CD+DVD ltd.ed.)

*Zainichi here refers to the ethnic Korean citizens or residents of Japan who are often discriminated against in Japan despite most of them having been born in Japan, often for several generations. In a way, Zainichi share in same minority status as Black Americans so Zainichi Funk makes sense. See wikipedia.org/wiki/Koreans_in_Japan