Here in Japan, the Olympics has filled all the TV news with mopping and whatnot without fun like this skating couple. Meh.

(Yes I know this photo is from 2007.)

“fuckyeahladygaga!”
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Via smokyo.com’s “Mysterious Japan

Don’t ask—Enjoy…

More Japanese TV at it finest!

I dare you Mr. Salaryman. Just try to …

Enlarge to the full size photo on flicker.
Shamelessly ripped off from flapjaxATmidnite’s photostream.

YIKES! This is more like a Japanese zombie story than a mummy report.
This walking mummy bag was first covered over four years ago and now Evil Pongi writes that it, “is certainly getting around” …

Dang, this story has legs.*
The original reports over the years from the 3Yen include:

–Perfect-for-sleepwalking-and-bear-escape (3Yen July/25/2005)
–The Snuggie — a sleeping bag you can wear (fashion.3Yen 2009-Dec-31)
–Return of the Mummy, Japanese style(3Yen 2010-Jan-06/)

Our reporter “denfour” just spotted this tire of monkeys at japantoday…

Japanese macaques gather on a tire at Maruyama Zoo in Sapporo.

A tire full of monkeys are always more fun than a barrel of them…..this proves it :)

BBC Online is running a slideshow today with a headline featuring a typo that I have corrected: “Japan’s Pampered Pathetic Pets“.
Enjoy the looks of pain on the pathetic beasts.
Click to view slideshow.

Can you guess what this Super Spermatid of Japan really is?
Full-size, 480×720 px, photo at emuu.net.

How about this hint shown below?
Can you now guess what it is?
Full-size, 480×720 px, photo at emuu.net

Give up?
The-rest-of-the-story of the Tokyo Super Spermatid is explained with this fullsize photo at emuu.net.

ePongi PSA

The above subway poster is a PSA/Public Service Announcement spotted in the subway from Japan Tobacco Corp. aka “JT” —the Japanese government’s quasi-monopoly on carcinogens, summer crafts, and humor.

Mo’ betta remember…