Japanese Hat Parasol in Place with Ribbed Edge Extending Well over Wearer’s Shoulders
via Mostly Forbidden Zone (tumblr)
‘London–Paris’ eyes / ロン — パリの目 / Ron Pari no me is obscure but amusing Japanese slang (3Yen 2010-09-26) describing someone with eyes pointing in opposite directions.
Having crossed eyes and odd eye orientations is a common malady in Japan. It’s a “Push–Pull” situation.
Push—Bad vision is a genetic trait in Japanese caused by shallow eye sockets.
Pull—Japanese do not bother to correct is problem because: they think it’s cute, Japan medicine ignores it, correcting deformities has poor culture acceptance, Japanese Buddhism frowns on “cutting” the body, and Japanese people have high inertia to changing anything.
Advert for a 1937 Takarazuka revue called "Nanking Bomber Corps". pic.twitter.com/ImSH4OSbQP
— Mulboyne (@Mulboyne) April 9, 2015
Japetella prismatica from the Report on the Cephalapoda of the H.M.S. Challenger, one of the earliest worldwide oceanographic expeditions
From the Report on the Cephalapoda H.M.S. Challenger during the Years 1873-76 (online complete collection)
Remember you're in Japan. Everyone here still faps by fax.
—The Hopeful Monster (@SublightMonster) March 18, 2015
Be sure not to miss the previous 3Yen reports on Japanese fapping technology:
. . • Japan’s ‘W-FAP’ for waxing your banana (3Yen / 2014-10-24
. . • ‘Talk to the hand’ (3Yen / 2012-04-14)
. . • Handroid — robo-hand (3Yen / 2011-09-03)
. . • Fist of Japan (3Yen.com / 2009-06-30)
And the all-time favorite…
. . • Wanker Expo↓ (3Yen.com /2007-08-01 )
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Den4 the 3Yen’s correspondent-at-large writes:
♫ You better watch out / You better not cry / Better not pout / I’m telling you why / Goji-chan is coming to town… ♪ ♬
Not to be mistaken with the infamous Godzilla Tree