Japan is the best Communist nation

“SovietSupreme,” a frequent contributor to news.3Yen.com writes:
japan-communist-flag_4Greetings Comrades!
We all should be gladdened by Japan’s striving to achieve the ultimate goal of the communist society—the common ownership of the means of production.

The Tokyo Whale Is Quietly Buying Up Huge Stakes in Japan Inc
bourgeois-Bloomberg | April 24, 2016
They may not realize it yet, but Japan Inc.’s executives are increasingly working for a shareholder unlike any other: the nation’s money-printing central bank. While the Bank of Japan’s name is nowhere to be found in regulatory filings on major stock investors, the monetary authority’s exchange-traded fund purchases have made it a top 10 shareholder in about 90 percent of the Nikkei 225 Stock Average, according to estimates compiled by Bloomberg from public data. It’s now a major owner of more Japanese blue-chipsmore...


Our previous reports Japan’s “Communist” success include:


‘We use silk cloth imported from Japan’ for toilet paper


Democrats say Republicans are stiffing them on toilet paper
New York Post | 2016/04/10
[New York legislatures’] favored brand, Tork Universal’s scratchy, single-ply bath tissue, made from “100 percent recycled fibers.”
Assembly members, unlike the Senate, get as much toilet paper as they want — as long as it fits into their annual office-supply budgets of $2,750.bow-tie-for-butts
“We use silk cloth imported from Japan,” laughed Staten Island Democratic Assemblyman Matthew Titone …more…


Well, la-di-da.
Even as a joke, New York legislators should not make light of such crappy subject.


A few of our many topical tales of toilet tissue include:



Oops, Japan forgot to include the Olympic flame in their new stadium for the 2020 Olympics


The Japan Times | March 4, 2016
The designers of the new National Stadium apparently forgot to include a cauldron for the Olympic flame.
And they cannot just stick it anywhere: The interior is largely lined with wood.
Officials are blaming a “lack of communications” between the government and other parties, but say they will fix the problem…more…



Previous reports of Olympic-sized up-fcuks for the 2020 Joke-on-Japan include:



Japan’s Prime Minister Abe wants a robot replacement



PM Abe wants a ‘robot speaker’ to stand in for him during Diet debates
Mainichi Japan | March 2, 2016
at a dinner at the prime minister’s official residence on March 1, Abe apparently said he wanted the robotic proxy as he looked back on the budget deliberations, after the recent test run of a self-driving taxi came up in conversation...more


Interestingly back in July of 2015 (ibtimes.co.in), China anticipated this robot need and already offered a robo-replacement Prime Minister Abe as you can see on the left and below in this youtube news video…robot-abe-youtube
A few of our many previous reports of replacements for Japanese include:



Best Korea launches their Blob at Japan!

I’ve had two emergency alerts on my cellphone and couple of community announcements about North Korea launching a blob at Japan (japantimes.co.jp/news/2016/02/07/national/north-korea-fires-rocket-seen-covert-missile-test-japan-condemns-launch/).

Japan’s public broadcaster, NHK, is all in a tither about this image highlighting this blob-cum-missile flying over Japan’s southern Okinawan island chain.

 North Korea shoots missiles ssm 1 Pongi

Previous reports of Best Korea’s “Dong” missiles include:



2020 Tokyo Olympics: Do you want fries with that?

As reported before in New stadium for the 2020 Tokyo Olympics fails (3Yen / 2015-05-20), the stadium's design was rejected as way too expensive and impractical to build in a short time frame. So, back to the drawing board…

My vote for the Tokyo Olympic stadium's new design.

Proposal A:
The Triple Veggie Burger
national stadium

Japan gets peek at new proposed Olympic stadium designs

japantoday.com | 2015-Dec-14
Screen Shot 2015-12-14 at 6.00.38 PM

The Veggieburger wins!! (3Yen 2015-12-15)

Previous 3Yen reports on the boondoggle of the 2020 Tokyo Olympics include:


Japanese Prime Minister Abe joins an Indian cult that …

Japanese Prime Minister Abe joins an Indian cult that burns Christmas Trees!


Ok, ok, no Christmas Trees were harmed. It’s just Japanese Prime Minister Abe’s state visit to the Hindu ceremony, the Ganga Aarti (Wiki), where he was the guest of Indian PM Narendra Modi. The real purpose of PM Abe’s visit is that India is inking a deal to buy a Japanese Shinkansen/Bullet train system.
India Today | 2015-12-13: Shinzo Abe, Modi attend Ganga aarti at Dashashwasmedh ghat in Varanasi

Update: View video of the ceremony in the Comments section.

Japan stretches its tentacles to space

The ever-loving fun folks in Best Korea (North Korea) came up with this charming headline…


Japan Stretching Its Tentacles of Aggression Even to Space
http://kcnawatch.nknews.org/article/fh23nk-news-logo — NK NEWS (@nknewsorg) Dec. 4, 2015Screen Shot 2015-12-05 at 8.03.10 AM




Other clear-as-a-pikestaff″ marvels of mental mayhem from the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea include:


Cool Japan stinks it up!

Shown below is the Japan’s government-sponsored pollution of the “Cool Japan” program last weekend that is trying to best China in all things…even stinky air.


Review: Moshi Moshi Nippon Festival at Tokyo Metropolitan Gymnasium
— The Japan Times: A&E (@japantimes_arts) November 11, 2015


The photo above shows singer Toshiko Koshijima of the “Moshi Cool” section the Moshi Moshi Nippon Festival (which is part of the Cool Japan initiative).

Previous 3yen reports of the government’s “Cool Japan” propaganda initiative include:
   • Cool Japan Expo in Paris is full of K-pop! (3Yen / 2014-07-24)
   • Is Japan Cool? Toilets! (3Yen / 2012-03-07)
   • ‘Gross National Cool’–Japan’s foreign policy
         (3Yen / 2004-12-14)



North Korea’s Kim Jong Un gives field guidance on hair styling and peerless pissciculture to the Pyongyang Catfish Farm on October 31.

Kim Jong Un Visits Pyongyang Catfish Farm
catfish-advicekcna-watch-logo — KCNA Watch (@KCNAWatch) November 2, 2015