Shown at Kagawa pref. police headquarters … Kinak0 (C) was appointed with her daughters as a special member of the prefectural police’s education team. She worked as a police dog for two years…having previously failed the test for 6 years running.
Back in January 2011 the Japan Times explained the-rest-of-the-story as, 
…Kinak0 gained popularity for her persistence, despite continually failing due to making mistakes such as falling head-first while trying to jump over obstacles. In her 7th try in Nov. [2019] she finally passed…
—The Japan Times | 2011/01/07:
Doggedness pays off; cops swear in their Lab
Japan deploys Patriot missile interceptors around Tokyo to counter North Korean nuclear threat
–Launchers move to bases, warships move to west coast–
–Moves come before anticipated “test” launch by N. Korea–
News.com.au / April 09, 2013
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The-Rest-of-the-Story is that Japan’s Patriot missiles don’t actually work because their radar arrays cannot properly communicate with the launcher systems. However, there’s no reason to fear because Tokyo has True Protection™…
“Akuteibu ni! Mamoru! (Activate! Protect!)
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Also check out the previous 3Yen report about Hideyoshi Hashiba, owner of Hashiba corporate group, who has made mock ground-to-air guided-missiles in backyard as a “deterrent” against North Korea:
Japanese and Korean fruitcakes (3Yen / 2009-04-03)
Details….
Last month the 3Yen’s covered Japan’s homeboy*, Steven Seagal hanging out with Russian President Vladimir Putin (3Yen / 2013-03-15). →
Now additional photos have surfaced from that Seagal-Putin Summit held early last March. Here’s Seagal putting “bunny ears” on Putin at that Russian martial arts photo-op. ↓
Judging from the TMZ.com headline below, Japan’s homeboy buddha (3Yen/ 2011-03-04), Steven Seagal, is obviously upset by Dennis Rodman’s diplomatic coup of recruiting Kim Jong Un to the NBA (TIME magazine / 2013Mar12). Japan’s favorite son, Seagal (3Yen /2006-10-24), must be very worried about the sworn enemy of Japan, North Korea, and the possible rapprochement with the United States and the NBA.
Steven Seagal I Wanna Be Like Rodman
TMZ.com | 2013/03/13
Move over Dennis Rodman and Kim Jong Un, because ’90s action star Steven
Seagal has jumped on the whole random celeb visiting a world leader
bandwagon …
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Vlad the Impaler vs Count Chocula
The jackboots of JASRAÇ (Japanese Society for Rights of Authors, Çomposers and Publishers) are having a crackdown on Japanese users who illegally download copyrighted music and video under Japan’s new Jail-time-for-downloading Law (3Yen/ 2013-01-01)
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P2P file sharing software Winny user nodes significantly decrease by approximately 20,000
ITmedia News | 2013/02/23 (goofy Google Translate)
According to a survey conducted in January this year of Association of Copyright for Computer Software (ACCS), the number of P2P file sharing software users has been greatly reduced.
The survey results are from search-bot crawling the Internet looking for Japanese file sharing software that showed a decrease of 20,000 Winny nodes from March last year…
More…
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Note: “Share” is the replacement for Winny* (which stopped development because its Japanese creator was imprisoned a few years ago). Why Japanese love old-style P2P file sharing networks like Winny and Share is a mystery since modern BitTorrent clients have Japanese versions.
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Arrests of 27 people in a crackdown of copyright infringement by Japanese using file-sharing software
My Navi News | 2013/02/23 (goofy Google Translate)
February 22, police announced the results of intensive crackdown simultaneous case of violation of copyright law of using file-sharing software. Police in 47 prefectures carried out these arrests in the fourth major crackdown since 2009.
According to the announcement of the authorities, carried out in three days from February 19 through 21 are simultaneously centralized enforcement…
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*Typical Japanese “Winny” zombie pirate downloader
wikipedia.org/wiki/Winny
**Ding dong**: “NHK…{and a bunch of Japanese blah, blah, blah}…
Me: GO AWAY!
NHK collector (in stilted engrish): Sir, I am from Nippon Hosso Kyoai and I am here for your TV licence contract payment.
Me (irately): I ain’t paying for your government propaganda channels! Go way.
Thus continues my seemingly endless, 29-year battle with the subscription fee collectors of NHK, Japan’s national public broadcaster. These collectors are determined to extort from me the monthly 15,000 to 25,000 yen ($160 to $266 US dollars) semi-voluntary fee for their broadcast (propaganda) service.
I never pay.
Yet, another NHK man will return in a few months to try again. However, I will be armed with this shocking bit of information the next time the NHK man calls:
ASAHI NEWS (Google Translate):
NHK employees receive an average annual salary of 11.85 million yen.
Arrrg!! That salary of 11.85 million yen equals $127,000 US dollars per year. The next time the NHK man comes ringing my doorbell try to sell me a NHK payment sticker for my doorjam (see below), he’s buying me lunch.
Japan’s Finance Minister and Deputy Prime Minister, Taro Aso—age 72—seems to want the public to put him out his senile misery…
Japanese Finance Minister: Government Should Let Old People ‘Hurry Up And Die’
heraldsun.com.au (AFP) | Jan. 21, 2013
Japan’s finance minister Taro Aso said Monday the elderly should be allowed to “hurry up and die” instead of costing the government money for end-of-life medical care.
Aso, who also doubles as deputy prime minister, reportedly said during a meeting of the National Council on Social Security Reforms… “[problems] won’t be solved unless you let them hurry up and die” …and referred to “tube people” when talking of patients who cannot feed themselves.
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Read further about Japan’s greatest douchebag, Taro Aso, in our previous reports:
• Most hated leader in the developed world (3Yen / 2009-02-16)
• ‘GONE’ vs ‘Change’ (3Yen / 2009-03-12)
• Japan’s Mickey Mouse government (3Yen / 2009-04-21)
• ‘SOCK AND AWE’ on Japan’s PM Aso (3Yen / 2009-02-09)
It has been three months since the enactment of Japan’s Jail-time-for-Downloading Law and almost nothing has happened.
Since October 1st, downloading pirated material in Japan can result in two years in prison and a fine of two ($25,600 USD) for each pirated file. For uploading, you can be facing 10 years in prison and a fine of ten 115,320 yen ($115,320 USD) (3Yen/2012-07-02).
Let’s look at the boxscore of the Japan’s jackbooted jackasses of JASRAÇ (Japanese Society for Rights of Authors, Çomposers and Publishers) and their assmonkeys at ACCS (Association of Copyright for Computer Software of Japan).
The following lists all the current arrests for copyright infringement involving illicit downloading/uploading –Google Translate of the official Japanese site: www2.accsjp.or.jp/criminal.
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• 2012-Nov-22 (Case 8) Illegal distribution of Pachiko/slot machine “music” [painful noise] by Japanese hobbyists via “Icecast” on a US server—A man arrested by the Fukuoka Prefectural police’s ‘Cyber Patrol’
• 2012-Nov-19 (Case 7) A wall clock with an unlicensed photo AKB48 (3,400 yen / $39 USD) was caught being sold at Internet auction—A man arrested due to a copyright owner complaint
• 2012-Nov-15 (Case 6) Sales of pirated Microsoft Office Pro (60,100 yen total)—A man arrested because of a purchaser complaint
• 2012-Nov-06 (Case 5) Sales of pirated Microsoft Windows 7 Ultimate 32bit (8,960 yen total) through an Internet auction site—An arrest instigated by copyright owner complaint
• 2012-Nov-01 (Case 4) Unlicensed pillow cover of AKB48 members caught being sold (6,660 yen total)—Three households raided and arrests made by the Tochigi Prefectural police’s ‘Cyber Patrol’
• 2012-Oct-22 (Case 3) One man uploaded “Ichitaro” wordprocessing software to a cloud storage site with the intent of sales—A man arrested because of a copyright owner complaint
• 2012-Oct-16 (Case 2) Upload pirated Tecmo Koei Games through WinMX—Three men arrested due to action of the police ‘Cyber Patrol’ in Fukuoka, Ukiha, Asakura and Ogori
• 2012-Oct-15 (Case 1) Uploading English teaching materials through the Cabos file-sharing program—A man arrested due to the action of the Ibaraki Prefectural police’s ‘Cyber Patrol’
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That’s it.
A whopping eight cases and fewer than 15 people prosecuted—Your taxes at work!
Even more “effective” than those eight cases was that A Month After Japan’s Strict New Download Law Comes into Effect, Survey Suggests that Consumers are Spending Less Than Ever on Music (RocketNews24 | 2012/11/05).
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~DailyGomiuri, on Twitter
The truth is the government really does just Photoshop new heads on the official Japan Cabinet portraits since Prime Minister changes every year and while in office the Prime Minister shuffles his cabinet at least three times.
AP image/story |2012dec17:
Japan’s Governing Party Resoundingly Ousted in Shift to Right
Best known for abruptly quitting as Japanese Prime Minister in 2008 because uncontrolled shitting in his trousers, Shinzo Abe, is shown above celebrating retaking power as the next Prime Minister of Japan.
As the President of the LDP—the not-so-Liberal not-so-Democratic not-much-fun-Party—Mr. Pooper wants to lead hidebound Japan even further to the right as Japan slips into a third “Lost Decade” of economic decline* and a multiple territorial disputes with its hostile neighbors†.
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