I’ve had two emergency alerts on my cellphone and couple of community announcements about North Korea launching a blob at Japan (japantimes.co.jp/news/2016/02/07/national/north-korea-fires-rocket-seen-covert-missile-test-japan-condemns-launch/).
Japan’s public broadcaster, NHK, is all in a tither about this image highlighting this blob-cum-missile flying over Japan’s southern Okinawan island chain.
Previous reports of Best Korea’s “Dong” missiles include:
As reported before in New stadium for the 2020 Tokyo Olympics fails (3Yen / 2015-05-20), the stadium's design was rejected as way too expensive and impractical to build in a short time frame. So, back to the drawing board…
My vote for the Tokyo Olympic stadium's new design.
Proposal A: The Triple Veggie Burger
The Veggieburger wins!! (3Yen 2015-12-15)
Previous 3Yen reports on the boondoggle of the 2020 Tokyo Olympics include:
Japanese Prime Minister Abe joins an Indian cult that burns Christmas Trees!
Ok, ok, no Christmas Trees were harmed. It’s just Japanese Prime Minister Abe’s state visit to the Hindu ceremony, the Ganga Aarti (Wiki), where he was the guest of Indian PM Narendra Modi. The real purpose of PM Abe’s visit is that India is inking a deal to buy a Japanese Shinkansen/Bullet train system.
—India Today | 2015-12-13: Shinzo Abe, Modi attend Ganga aarti at Dashashwasmedh ghat in Varanasi
Update: View video of the ceremony in the Comments section.
The ever-loving fun folks in Best Korea (North Korea) came up with this charming headline…
Other ″ clear-as-a-pikestaff″ marvels of mental mayhem from the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea include:
Shown below is the Japan’s government-sponsored pollution of the “Cool Japan” program last weekend that is trying to best China in all things…even stinky air.
Review: Moshi Moshi Nippon Festival at Tokyo Metropolitan Gymnasium
— The Japan Times: A&E (@japantimes_arts) November 11, 2015
The photo above shows singer Toshiko Koshijima of the “Moshi Cool” section the Moshi Moshi Nippon Festival (which is part of the Cool Japan initiative).
Previous 3yen reports of the government’s “Cool Japan” propaganda initiative include:
• Cool Japan Expo in Paris is full of K-pop! (3Yen / 2014-07-24)
• Is Japan Cool? Toilets! (3Yen / 2012-03-07)
• ‘Gross National Cool’–Japan’s foreign policy
(3Yen / 2004-12-14)
North Korea’s Kim Jong Un gives field guidance on hair styling and peerless pissciculture to the Pyongyang Catfish Farm on October 31.
″ Kim Jong Un Visits Pyongyang Catfish Farm″
— KCNA Watch (@KCNAWatch) November 2, 2015
Tokyo cops arrest man for adding Hitler moustaches to Abe posters
Tokyo Reporter | 2015-Sep-27
Tokyo Metropolitan Police on Friday announced the arrest of a 71-year-old man…Takeshi Muto is alleged to have used an oil-based pen to draw a narrow moustache, very similar to that made famous by Adolf Hitler, on an image of Abe appearing on a poster hanging on a fence inside a parking lot in…Machida City
The elderly vandal admitted to police his guilt saying that, ″ in considering the current government, it was unavoidable.″
The rest-of-the-story is that Japan’s current Prime Minister, Shinzo Abe, has undemocratically rammed through changes to the Japanese Constitution in the past weeks and supports “revisionist” histories of WWII in school textbooks and the press (the Japanese equivalent of Holocaust denying).
Previous 3Yen reports about the already conservative Japan’s shift to right-wing extremism on the include:
Japan’s kaiju, Gamera, The Invincible, Super Monster, Guardian of the Universe, and Friend of All Children (Wiki) has been seen invading North Korea!
North Korean zoo upgrades include 65-meter ‘turtle’
NK News – North Korea News / 2015 Sept. 21
Upgrades to Pyongyang’s Central Zoo include construction of a 65-meter turtle-shaped building, and a larger construction in the shape of a bird’s wing, satellite imagery and a bulletin from Korean Central Television (KCTV) reveal…more...
Previous Gamera reports on the 3Yen include:
• Gamera chomp! (3Yen / 2015-09-18)
• Gamera camera (3Yen / 2014-03-24/)
• Gamera captured in Tokyo’s Ginza! (3Yen / 2006-04-25)
• ‘Turtles can fly’ premieres in Japan (3Yen / 2005-07-27)
• Nagasaki’s mutant Crocotutle scare ↓ (3Yen / 2010-08-13)
Dearest Leader, who is a perfect incarnation of the appearance that a leader should have…Kumamon 2016!
Previous reports Kumamon/くまモン—Great Bear, Who Descended From Heaven—
on the 3Yen include:
TED GETS HIS FREAK ON AS KUMAMON WATCHES! (3Yen 2015-Aug-28) →
I decided to join the fun of all the Japanese folks mocking the fraudulent waste (3Yen 2015-05-20) of a new National Stadium for the 2020 Olympics at the twitter.com hashtag: #新国立競技場クソコラグランプ (translation: #Crappy Photoshop Grand Prix for the new National Stadium)
I previously explained about the above Mr. “NO MORE” (no more illegal downloading of movies) at news.3yen.com | 2012-11-01: Saddest costume ever
Previous 3Yen reports Japan’s preparation for the useless, waste-of-money, 2020 Olympics include:
FÜÇK THE 2020 OLYMPICS! ┌∩┐|☢ _ゝ☢|