Santa brings her hot gifts in mid-August mega-heat at the massive Comiket 90’s cosplay event, which always Japan’s biggest of the year.
McDonald’s Japan has been in a death spiral having to eat seven straight quarterly losses and it has been forced to close 30% of its stores in the past four years… until now.
Pokémon Go spurs sales growth for McDonald’s Japan
McDonald’s Japan has seen sales jump 27% in July, following its tie-up with Pokémon Go… saw McDonald’s stores becomes PokéStops and PokéGyms, has led to increased store traffic and demand of children’s meals which include Pokémon toys, pushing July sales…more...
Previous Pokéreports of McDonald’s include:
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Pika (Pika)Pika (Pika)
— RocketNews24 | 2016/08/08
Pikachu makes vocalist debut with brand-new “Pikachu’s Song”
Previous puerile posts of Pokémon Primus include:
Two New Pokemon Announced; New Japanese Trailer Airs
info-europa | July 13, 2016
A new trailer and this month’s edition of Japan’s CoroCoro magazine have revealed two more Pokémon to debut in Sun and Moon this November…
The two new Pokémon revealed are:
™, the unbreakable
CTHULHUmon™, the unbeatable
Previous puerile Pokémon posts include:
KOM_I, aka Kyoko Koizumi inked herself for the August issue of the Rolling Stone Japan, which features the Japanese electronic music–cum–electrophilia* group “Wednesday Campanella” (水曜日のカンパネラ).
*Watch this music video if you think I’m joking about electrophilia.
Our previous coverage of JapaElectrophilia includes:
Starting Friday, the Japanese apparel company, “Peach John,” will be offering a hinky line of Pikachu lingerie via their YUMMY MART brand…
Peruse our previous puerile Pikachu and Pokémon pulchritude posts: …(all SafeForWork)
Hey, did you see the new Japanese TV commerical featuring me as a foreign, big-snouted, male chauvinist pig?
I’m especially proud of my big kabe-don scene where the young housewife working as an abused supermarket stock clerk eats me! …
Also check out the second commerial with the same “Iberian pig” (イベリコ豚) playing a foreign exercise instructor who gets eaten by a housewife.
 Ok, ok, the commerical does not star me. I look much more pig-like. I have a much more pink piggy complexion, I sport a bigger snout, and I am more sparsely bristled than the Japanese actor just pretending to be a foreign pig.
Kabe-don (壁ドン)—loosely meaning, “hitting a wall”—is a “romantic” way Japanese in manga/comics proclaim their affection (and is a form of Japanese sexual harrassment). You can learn more details about kabe-don at:
Kotaku.com: Manga trope appears–confuses some
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Several years after Usagi‘s mysterious disappearance around Easter, this washes up in Tokyo Bay…
Ah, Tokyo life…and continual Resurrection of the cheeky NOVA Usagi/Bunny →
Previous reports of Japan’s Easter Bunny aka the NOVA Usagi mascot include:
Japan is the Land of Mayonnaise and Kewpie™ is king.
That is, most Japanese food comes slathered with mayo snot, and most use Kewpie™ brand mayonnaise (which has become a fetish item for mayonnaise-for-brains weeaboos*).
Worst case: Japanese Mayo & corn pizza. ⬇
To a mayo hater like me, I have to really wonder if whether the following is Kewpie’s “Mayo Terrace” or “Mayo Terrorist”?
MAYO TERRACE is a, Museum meets factory tour and a whole lot more. You would need a full day for this truly unique and educational learning experience.
You can learn more details about the museum’s location and times of operation at:
Previous reports of Japanese mayonnaise madness include:
Today is Good Friday in Japan, but Shinto-Buddhist Japanese are a bit confused on how to celebrate.
Previous reports of the Crucifixion include: