Akita Prefecture was ″ so desperate to show the charms″ of their northern backwater of Japan they bought out their MOFU MOFU☆DOGS.
♫~ ″ I’ll be waiting for you at MOFU MOFU
Our previous reports of Japanese promotions gone MOFO-mad include:
Other clothing engRish…
JapaJacket engRish: Whose happy “BITCH” are we?
Priyanka Yoshikawa is this year’s Miss Japan* for the Miss World contest—She is half Indian, which is remarkable in monocultural/monoracial Japan.
Miss World Japan 2016 Final Hot Picks Missosology.org
…No. 6. Priyanka Yoshikawa — This half-Indian stunner is our dark horse in the pageant.
*Note: The contests for "Miss World" and the "Miss Universe" are totally different. The Miss Universe Organization is owned by the shithead-of-the-universe, Donald Trump. Miss World is the oldest surviving beauty pageant and from the UK.
Our many previous Miss Japan reports include:
Santa brings her hot gifts in mid-August mega-heat at the massive Comiket 90’s cosplay event, which always Japan’s biggest of the year.
McDonald’s Japan has been in a death spiral having to eat seven straight quarterly losses and it has been forced to close 30% of its stores in the past four years… until now.
Pokémon Go spurs sales growth for McDonald’s Japan
McDonald’s Japan has seen sales jump 27% in July, following its tie-up with Pokémon Go… saw McDonald’s stores becomes PokéStops and PokéGyms, has led to increased store traffic and demand of children’s meals which include Pokémon toys, pushing July sales…more...
Previous Pokéreports of McDonald’s include:
♫~Pikkachu pikkachu pikkacchu (Pikkachu pikkachu pikkacchu)
Pikapika pikachu pikkachu (Pikapika pikkachu pikkachu)
Pika (Pika)Pika (Pika)
— RocketNews24 | 2016/08/08
Pikachu makes vocalist debut with brand-new “Pikachu’s Song”
Previous puerile posts of Pokémon Primus include:
Two New Pokemon Announced; New Japanese Trailer Airs
info-europa | July 13, 2016
A new trailer and this month’s edition of Japan’s CoroCoro magazine have revealed two more Pokémon to debut in Sun and Moon this November…
The two new Pokémon revealed are:
™, the unbreakable
CTHULHUmon™, the unbeatable
Previous puerile Pokémon posts include:
KOM_I, aka Kyoko Koizumi inked herself for the August issue of the Rolling Stone Japan, which features the Japanese electronic music–cum–electrophilia* group “Wednesday Campanella” (水曜日のカンパネラ).
*Watch this music video if you think I’m joking about electrophilia.
Our previous coverage of JapaElectrophilia includes:
Starting Friday, the Japanese apparel company, “Peach John,” will be offering a hinky line of Pikachu lingerie via their YUMMY MART brand…
Peruse our previous puerile Pikachu and Pokémon pulchritude posts: …(all SafeForWork)
Hey, did you see the new Japanese TV commerical featuring me as a foreign, big-snouted, male chauvinist pig?
I’m especially proud of my big kabe-don scene where the young housewife working as an abused supermarket stock clerk eats me! …
Also check out the second commerial with the same “Iberian pig” (イベリコ豚) playing a foreign exercise instructor who gets eaten by a housewife.
 Ok, ok, the commerical does not star me. I look much more pig-like. I have a much more pink piggy complexion, I sport a bigger snout, and I am more sparsely bristled than the Japanese actor just pretending to be a foreign pig.
Kabe-don (壁ドン)—loosely meaning, “hitting a wall”—is a “romantic” way Japanese in manga/comics proclaim their affection (and is a form of Japanese sexual harrassment). You can learn more details about kabe-don at:
Kotaku.com: Manga trope appears–confuses some
Our previous piggy reports include: