MUFO MUFO☆DOGS!!~

Akita Prefecture was so desperate to show the charms″ of their northern backwater of Japan they bought out their MOFU MOFU☆DOGS.

Actual lyrics…
♫~ I’ll be waiting for you at MOFU MOFU
full throttle…

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urbandictionary: mofu: How "mofo" should be said as it
is supposed to be short-form for mother fuckerr..

Our previous reports of Japanese promotions gone MOFO-mad include:

 




Japanese t-shirt sightings

 
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Other clothing engRish…
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JapaJacket engRish: Whose happy “BITCH” are we?

Miss Japan 2016 is half Indian

Priyanka Yoshikawa is this year’s Miss Japan* for the Miss World contest—She is half Indian, which is remarkable in monocultural/monoracial Japan.

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Miss World Japan 2016 Final Hot Picks Missosology.org
No. 6. Priyanka Yoshikawa — This half-Indian stunner is our dark horse in the pageant.

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*Note: The contests for "Miss World" and the "Miss Universe" are totally different. The Miss Universe Organization is owned by the shithead-of-the-universe, Donald Trump. Miss World is the oldest surviving beauty pageant and from the UK.

 
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Our many previous Miss Japan reports include:

 



 

X-mas in August?

Santa brings her hot gifts in mid-August mega-heat at the massive Comiket 90’s cosplay event, which always Japan’s biggest of the year.

 
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Sankaku Complex | 2016-Aug-14
Comiket 90, Day 2 “The Epitome of Cosplay!”

 

 


 

Eat my Pokéballs!

McDonald’s Japan has been in a death spiral having to eat seven straight quarterly losses and it has been forced to close 30% of its stores in the past four years… until now.

 
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Pokémon Go spurs sales growth for McDonald’s Japan
AdNews 2016-Aug-11
McDonald’s Japan has seen sales jump 27% in July, following its tie-up with Pokémon Go saw McDonald’s stores becomes PokéStops and PokéGyms, has led to increased store traffic and demand of children’s meals which include Pokémon toys, pushing July salesmore...

 

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Previous Pokéreports of McDonald’s include:

 



 

♫~Pikapika pikachu pikkachu (Pikapika pikkachu pikkachu)♫~

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Pika (Pika)Pika (Pika)
Pikka~!♫
pikachu puckerRocketNews24 | 2016/08/08
Pikachu makes vocalist debut with brand-new “Pikachu’s Song” 

 

 
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Previous puerile posts of Pokémon Primus include:

 



 

Two new Pokémon revealed in Japan…

Two New Pokemon Announced; New Japanese Trailer Airs
info-europa | July 13, 2016
A new trailer and this month’s edition of Japan’s CoroCoro magazine have revealed two more Pokémon to debut in Sun and Moon this November
More...

 
The two new Pokémon revealed are:

TITTYtesties™, the unbreakable
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and
 
CTHULHUmon™, the unbeatable
Two New Pokemon revealed

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Previous puerile Pokémon posts include:

 



 

Getting inked — Japanese electrophilia

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KOM_I, aka Kyoko Koizumi inked herself for the August issue of the Rolling Stone Japan, which features the Japanese electronic music–cum–electrophilia* group “Wednesday Campanella” (水曜日のカンパネラ).

*Watch this music video if you think I’m joking about electrophilia.

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Our previous coverage of JapaElectrophilia includes:

 



 

Hinky-chu’s lingerie

Starting Friday, the Japanese apparel company, “Peach John,” will be offering a hinky line of Pikachu lingerie via their YUMMY MART brand…
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Peruse our previous puerile Pikachu and Pokémon pulchritude posts: …(all SafeForWork)

 
 



 

Hot new Japanese TV commerical featuring a foreign male chauvinist pig

Hey, did you see the new Japanese TV commerical featuring me[1] as a foreign, big-snouted, male chauvinist pig?
I’m especially proud of my big kabe-don[2] scene where the young housewife working as an abused supermarket stock clerk eats me!
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Also check out the second commerial with the same “Iberian pig” (イベリコ豚) playing a foreign exercise instructor who gets eaten by a housewife.

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[1]
Ok, ok, the commerical does not star me. I look much more pig-like. I have a much more pink piggy complexion, I sport a bigger snout, and I am more sparsely bristled than the Japanese actor just pretending to be a foreign pig.

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[2]
Kabe-don (壁ドン)—loosely meaning, “hitting a wall”—is a “romantic” way Japanese in manga/comics proclaim their affection (and is a form of Japanese sexual harrassment). You can learn more details about kabe-don at:
Kotaku.com: Manga trope appears–confuses some

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Our previous piggy reports include: