Santa’s special gift for your truely Japanese Christmas

Just what J-Santa needs to bring to you for Christmas—Japanese Human Centipede Toy with the all-critical, asshole-to-mouth interlocks.


The “inspired” surgeon, Dr. Heiter, and his Human Centipede sculpted in a keshi-style soft resin from Kenth Toy Works/GeekLife for 2,000 yen (about $17 USD).


A few of the many previous reports the Human Centipede on the 3Yen include:


Rockin’ Godzilla and friends

Godzilla and friends know how to liven up any party…

gozilla-rocksmadeline Back to the things I love. Rocking out with my friends… —Madeline (@emadelineroy) Nov. 28, 2015



A few of the many previous party-Godzilla reports on the 3Yen include:


Tactless tumescence of ToQger train’s todger


Featuring train characters, Ressha Sentai ToQger is a continuation of the Japanese television Super Sentai/Power Ranger series. The premise of the show is that a mystical railway known as the Rainbow Line run massive/heroic trains known as Ressha. These Ressha (Tokkyūjā). The ToQgers mission to save towns from the evil forces of the Shadow Line who are preying on the residents’ fear and sadness (from Wikipedia)

Other mecha and sentai silliness here on the 3Yen includes:


Cool Japan stinks it up!

Shown below is the Japan’s government-sponsored pollution of the “Cool Japan” program last weekend that is trying to best China in all things…even stinky air.


Review: Moshi Moshi Nippon Festival at Tokyo Metropolitan Gymnasium
— The Japan Times: A&E (@japantimes_arts) November 11, 2015


The photo above shows singer Toshiko Koshijima of the “Moshi Cool” section the Moshi Moshi Nippon Festival (which is part of the Cool Japan initiative).

Previous 3yen reports of the government’s “Cool Japan” propaganda initiative include:
   • Cool Japan Expo in Paris is full of K-pop! (3Yen / 2014-07-24)
   • Is Japan Cool? Toilets! (3Yen / 2012-03-07)
   • ‘Gross National Cool’–Japan’s foreign policy
         (3Yen / 2004-12-14)


Micro-Gamera vs the Homeless (2015)

A homeless man hits the red carpet at Tokyo International Film Festival 2015 in Shinjuku, only to be challenged by

Micro-Gamera responds the challenge at the Tokyo International Film Festival 2015!


Trashy Tokyo Halloween


Even Tokyo's trash has a Halloween theme.— Alastair Himmer (@alastairhimmer) Oct. 18, 2015



City of Tokyo to give away 300,000 Halloween garbage bags    —- | news/2015-10-17

The above photo taken in Tokyo’s Roppongi entertainment district as it is gearing up for one on their biggest party weekends of the year.
But, as I always say, Everyday is Halloween in Tokyo″ (3Yen / 2014-10-31) , (3Yen / 2012-09-13) , (3Yen / 2011-10-29) , etc.


Hello Chucky™

Longtime collaborator with the 3Yen, RobPongi, gave us this heads-up on the new Hello Kitty/Chucky Mashup Doll that the Universal Studios theme park in Japan was selling for this Halloween.

Universal Studios Japan Selling Hello Kitty/Chucky Mashup Doll

Hello-Chuckie via

RobPongi further reports: left_quoter_14x24Annnnndddd….IT’S GONE!right_quoter_13x24

However, the fact that the Hello Chucky™ doll isn’t listed on the website may be a sign of it being sold out rather than it pulled off the market.

Other strange Chucky and Hello Kitty occurrences spotted in Japan include:

Creepazoid Kitty (3Yen / 2012-04-23)
hell no kitty

Hello Kitty tombstone (3Yen / 2014-09-17)
hello kitty grave

Chucky on the Tokyo subway with his bride (3Yen / 2013-08-05)
chucky subway



When I saw the above photo of the yakuza gangster on the Tokyo Reporter , I could think of only one thing: mukku-kun
MUKKU, the best friend of Gachapin in a popular Japanese children’s program “Hirake! Ponkiki” (3Yen 2009-07-21).



Previous reports the Mysterious Duo on the 3Yen include:


Japan’s Gamera has invaded North Korea !

Gamera-comic Japan’s kaiju, Gamera, The Invincible, Super Monster, Guardian of the Universe, and Friend of All Children (Wiki) has been seen invading North Korea!


North Korean zoo upgrades include 65-meter ‘turtle’
NK News – North Korea News / 2015 Sept. 21
Upgrades to Pyongyang’s Central Zoo include construction of a 65-meter turtle-shaped building, and a larger construction in the shape of a bird’s wing, satellite imagery and a bulletin from Korean Central Television (KCTV) revealmore...


Previous Gamera reports on the 3Yen include:
   • Gamera chomp! (3Yen / 2015-09-18)
   • Gamera camera (3Yen / 2014-03-24/)
   • Gamera captured in Tokyo’s Ginza! (3Yen / 2006-04-25)
‘Turtles can fly’ premieres in Japan (3Yen / 2005-07-27)
   • Nagasaki’s mutant Crocotutle scare (3Yen / 2010-08-13)


‘Weird’ Japan vs ‘Normal’ Japan

People who live in Japan groan (actually Japanese suck air through their teeth rather than groan) about the lame observation that, “Japan is weird.”
People are weird.
In that context, the so-called [ab]normal-day-in-Japan photos below actually are quite normal.

  What does a normal day in Japan look like?
  Turning Japanese blog by Andrew C | 2015/July1-6_normal-japan
  13-15_normal-Japan View the full-sized photos on the

Most of the above photos are just a normal-day-in-Japan, if you understand that they are intentionally meant to be strange for advertising and artistic reasons.
Specifically (with links to previous 3Yen posts of the original photos):

  • Photos 1 and 2 are just unusual but “normal” enough enough product adversing displays.
  • Photo 3 is Chinese (with Chinese writing on the Coke bottle hats).
  • Photo 4 of a lady walking her pig is rare but possible—I see the Chicken-on-his-head Man and the Live-Goldfish-Earrings Man most weekends.
  • Photo 5 is abnormal.
  • Photo 6 is “normal” everyday occurrence in Chiba (just east of Tokyo) were “Batman” commutes. (3Yen / 2015-01-12)
  • Photo 7 is a movie promotion but Japan has several “normal” permanent mecha statues. (3Yen / 2010-06-03)
  • Photo 8 is a “normal” cosplay contest (3Yen / 2007-11-30).
  • Photo 9 is a “normal” performance artist, Omaru Uwabaki, who performs every weekend in Machida. (3Yen / 2011-01-27)
  • Photo 10 is a “normal” summer promo display–KFC Japan dresses the Colonel for Xmas, Halloween, etc. as well as giving him a sex change occasionally. (3Yen / 2010-09-09)
  • Photo 11 is a “normal” failed product test–Japanese think pancakes are a dessert (cakes).
  • Photo 12 is a “normal” mainstream science museum exhibit, which runs every school summer vacation period. The Japanese (like Germans) love everything poop related. (3Yen / 2014-07-08)
  • Photo 13 is a “normal” attention-seeking, performance artist. (Rocketnews24 2014/02/22)
  • Photo 14 is a “normal” Coca Cola advertising promotion that ran for a couple a weeks a few years ago. Refer to:
       Coke machine robo-babe (3Yen 2007-09-2)
  • Photo 15 is a “normal” Mario Go-kart rental business for tourists–an everyday sight in Tokyo. (

So to recap the fun, five photos are just advertising promotions, two are of performance artists, one is Chinese not Japanese, and only one is “abnormal.”