The animated GIF above is Ms. Mizumi Saki who withstood the onslaught of thousands of fondlers in a 24-hour anti-AIDS event according to giga-goofy Google Translate news…
“Gravure” Idol News — Fondle sexy AV actress, Mizumi Saki zakzak.co.jp | 2013.09.19
In their annual anti-AIDS fundraiser “24 hour TV Erotic! 2013 Save the Earth,” the adult channel, “Paradise TV, had Mizumi Saki (age 26), work as one of their ‘Tit Fondle Fundraising Girls’…physically up to the fondling challenge, Ms. Saki’s measurements are 153 centimeters (5 ft 1 in) tall; Bust: 88 cm (34½ in), which translates to a Japanese “H cup”; Waist: 60cm (23½ in); and Hip: 89cm (35 in)…5,597 fondlers donated more than 5 million yen ($50,500 USD) for the anti-AIDS effort.
My friend, The Tokyo Reporter (2013/08/16) interviewed Ms. Saki in his story entitled: Breast squeeze, UFO phone sex to highlight porn channel charity drive.
In her interview she said, For guys who like them big, rub them as you wish.
Check out this Twerk Pudding with the butt boogie (see left) of the anime character Crayon Shin-Chan (Wiki)—Japan’s version of Bart Simpson has his own Butt-Shaped Pudding mix. (This clip is only few seconds of the finished Twerk Pudding.)
Here’s the full video of How to make TWERK PUDDING (3:30 in length).
And here’s a clip of the tagline and signature move of Shin-chan: “Kiss my hiney, wet and shiny!!” (3 seconds)
Here’s the new Queen of the AKB48 Fisting Tournament 2013 that pits the multitude of members of the girlie group AKB48 against each other in a massive battle royal of Rock-Scissors-Paper.
The prize is the right to be the “lead center”—the lead singer front and center of the herd of AK48, which consists of 88 girls divided among several “teams” that currently the holds the Guinness record for the world’s Largest-&-Least-Talented Pop Group (Wiki).
Jurina Matsui Wins Jankenpyon Tournament to Lead AKB48′s 34th Single! Nihongogo | September 18, 2013 Tonight at the legendary Tokyo Nippon Budokan, Jurina Matsui won her right to be the lead [singer at the] center at this year’s 34th Jankenpyon [Rock--Scissors--Paper]Singles tournament…more....
Since this tourney is an ongoing yawn-fest, you can learn more about the winner of last year’s fisting finals at 3Yen / 2012-Sept-19: AKB48 Fisting Tournament in Tokyo.
A barcode ojisan (see Comments) haunts the main geek-street of the Akihabara district.
At first I thought the purpose of this urban scarecrow (3Yen / 2007-08-16) would be anyone’s guess. Then, however, I found the source of the above animated GIF of the well-reviewed mockumentary, Big Man Japan(2007)–IMDb.com.
What the fu _ _ _!? They want 50,000 US dollars for a Pokémoron card?
Rare Pokemon Card Yours for at Least $50K ABC News | 2013-09-09
…the Pokemon Pikachu illustrator is being auctioned off on eBay by Scott Pratte, a 26-year-old professional card collector. He says the “Holy Grail of Pokemon” has multiple reputable bids for more than $50,000 …more…
These guys—yes they’re almost always men—are kigurumi()crossplayers.
This particular subset of Kigurumi are called animegao (, lit, anime face) or in English “doller”. The animegao’s costumes consist of a full bodysuit, usually in a flesh-tone color, combined with clothing and girlie accessories of a manga or anime character (Wiki).
The latest Toyota comes “Charred” from the factory. That is, the new Toyota Auris is customized in the image of Gundam character “Char Aznable” (Wiki).
Toyota to sell Gundam-themed Auris saloon Kyodo News | Aug. 26, 2013
Toyota…unveils the “Auris Char’s Customize”[sic]…the special Auris model is …from the popular Japanese animated television series “Mobile Suit Gundam.”
Nothing makes me laugh more than the idea that über-hinky Japan is somehow “cool.” As I posted before in Is Japan cool? Toilets?(3Yen / 2012-03-07), the Japanese government is grasping at straws trying to promote foreign tourism.
Today, I spotted this riff on the uncool Cool Japan…
Japanese Government’s ‘Uncool’ Cool Japan Video Goes Viral Wall Street Journal blog–Aug. 2, 2013
…a home-made Cool Japan video shot by two ministry officials and uploaded to YouTube last month has attracted so much criticism that it’s gone viral, prompting Japan’s online community to ask: Can something be so uncool that it’s actually cool?…m0Ar!~
My favorite part of the WSJ post was the quote from a Japanese commenter:
The Economy Ministry’s Cool Japan explanation video was so cool that I feel like I’m catching a cold… ..
Like a plot ripped off from a crappy Kevin Bacon movie, once again the ever-vigilant-to-protect-public-morals Tokyo police have cracked down on evil dancing in Tokyo clubs for the forth time this year.
Gas Panic bar in Roppongi busted over dancing The Tokyo Reporter | 2013/July/23
… officers entered club GP Bar, which is located in the Roppongi entertainment district of Minato Ward, and arrested manager Takuya Muratani, 30, and disc jockey Yu Imamura, 33, for allegedly allowing dancing without a license…Both suspects have reportedly admitted to the allegations: “The customers raise their hands at random (to the music),” the manager is quoted. “That does not mean we are forcing them to dance.” More…
In Tokyo dancing is prohibited like Footloose (IMDb.com), but anal sex with gay goats is perfectly legal provided you meet the dress code, go figure.