Perfect shit job for a Japanophile

Yikes! Here’s a perfect shit job for a gaijin polyglot with knee-deep knowledge of Japanese kulture…

BBC News | 2016-Dec-12
A company in London has advertised for an emoji translatorexplaining cross-cultural misunderstandings in the use of the mini picturesAgency boss Jurga Zilinskiene said emojis were a "potential growth area" as "inconsistencies" had developed in their use.
Last year, a UK linguist said emoji was the country’s fastest-growing language.


A few of our other shitty reports of Japanophilia include:



♬~Beginning to look like ‘Kurisumasu’

Meri Kurisumasu (メリークリスマス) aka XXX Merry Christmas from the love-Hotel Chapel Christmas

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According to DingisMcGee’s youtube, ‵‵Hotel Chapel Christmas near Narita International Airport is where Santa takes his ‘Hoe Hoe Hoe’ in Japan.″

Hotel Chapel Christmas says it’s, ‵‵Designed for adults only…guests can unwind and relax in the spacious [Christmassy] environment

Our previous Christmassy reports of Japan include:



Akita Prefecture was so desperate to show the charms″ of their northern backwater of Japan they bought out their MOFU MOFU☆DOGS.

Actual lyrics…
♫~ I’ll be waiting for you at MOFU MOFU
full throttle…


urbandictionary: mofu: How "mofo" should be said as it
is supposed to be short-form for mother fuckerr..

Our previous reports of Japanese promotions gone MOFO-mad include:


Japanese t-shirt sightings

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Other clothing engRish…

JapaJacket engRish: Whose happy “BITCH” are we?

Miss Japan 2016 is half Indian

Priyanka Yoshikawa is this year’s Miss Japan* for the Miss World contest—She is half Indian, which is remarkable in monocultural/monoracial Japan.


Miss World Japan 2016 Final Hot Picks
No. 6. Priyanka Yoshikawa — This half-Indian stunner is our dark horse in the pageant.



*Note: The contests for "Miss World" and the "Miss Universe" are totally different. The Miss Universe Organization is owned by the shithead-of-the-universe, Donald Trump. Miss World is the oldest surviving beauty pageant and from the UK.


Our many previous Miss Japan reports include:



X-mas in August?

Santa brings her hot gifts in mid-August mega-heat at the massive Comiket 90’s cosplay event, which always Japan’s biggest of the year.


Sankaku Complex | 2016-Aug-14
Comiket 90, Day 2 “The Epitome of Cosplay!”




Eat my Pokéballs!

McDonald’s Japan has been in a death spiral having to eat seven straight quarterly losses and it has been forced to close 30% of its stores in the past four years… until now.


Pokémon Go spurs sales growth for McDonald’s Japan
AdNews 2016-Aug-11
McDonald’s Japan has seen sales jump 27% in July, following its tie-up with Pokémon Go saw McDonald’s stores becomes PokéStops and PokéGyms, has led to increased store traffic and demand of children’s meals which include Pokémon toys, pushing July salesmore...


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Previous Pokéreports of McDonald’s include:



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pikachu puckerRocketNews24 | 2016/08/08
Pikachu makes vocalist debut with brand-new “Pikachu’s Song” 


Previous puerile posts of Pokémon Primus include:



Two new Pokémon revealed in Japan…

Two New Pokemon Announced; New Japanese Trailer Airs
info-europa | July 13, 2016
A new trailer and this month’s edition of Japan’s CoroCoro magazine have revealed two more Pokémon to debut in Sun and Moon this November

The two new Pokémon revealed are:

TITTYtesties™, the unbreakable

CTHULHUmon™, the unbeatable
Two New Pokemon revealed

Previous puerile Pokémon posts include:



Getting inked — Japanese electrophilia


KOM_I, aka Kyoko Koizumi inked herself for the August issue of the Rolling Stone Japan, which features the Japanese electronic music–cum–electrophilia* group “Wednesday Campanella” (水曜日のカンパネラ).

*Watch this music video if you think I’m joking about electrophilia.


Our previous coverage of JapaElectrophilia includes: