No boozing please, we’re Japanese

As I have mentioned here many times, in Japan Drunkenness is Next to Godliness…even the Shinto gods love getting ripsnorting wasted.
japanese-drunkdrunk Especially salarymen, the Japanese are known as some of the worst falling down drunks on the planet. You can imagine my surprise when the following survey finds that Japan’s younger folks are much less interested in drinking with 40% of men in their 20s who never or almost never drink.


Younger Japanese men less interested in drinking, according to survey
Japan Today | 2016-Jan-05
According to sales tax figures, the consumption of booze is down to about 89% of its heyday in 1996
to help shed light on this trend, wine website WineBazaar conducted a survey of 6,638 men and women between the ages of 20 and 70, asking “How often do you drink?”..
things get interesting when factoring in age as well. Women stay roughly the same, with “non-drinkers” making up 40 to 50% of them regardless of age. For men over 60, only 25% are classified as “non-drinkers” but that number rises significantly to 39.8% when asking men in their 20s.

Basically, 40% of men in their 20s who report they “never or almost never drink” are really saying they can’t afford it. Also, company sponsored drinking is down 80% since the collapse of Japan’s economic “Bubble” in the early ’90s and the “Lost Decade(s)” of the continuing recession since then.

Previous reports of Japanese drunks include:



B-ball — J-Stargate

Check out the b-ball/basketball Stargate in Kyoto Japan!


A few of our many reports of Japan’s Stargate Program:



How to wrap Japanese Xmas presents

hinky-wrap-japan Thanks to, here’s the newest way to wrap Japanese XXXmas presents—Otona Maki/おとなまき, lit. “adult wrapping”.
Ok, ok, the claim is that this a Japanese therapeutic method emulates the comfortable feel of a mother’s womb, but it obviously that its just another example of Japa-hinkiness.
Learn lurid details at Kotaku’s:

‵‵In Japan, There’s A Freaky-Looking Way To Relax otona-maki

xxxmas-wrapping_250xPRIOR ART aplenty for Otona Maki wrapping such as our posts covering:



♬~Beginning to look like ‘Kurisumasu’

Meri Kurisumasu (メリークリスマス) aka XXX Merry Christmas from the love-Hotel Chapel Christmas

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According to DingisMcGee’s youtube, ‵‵Hotel Chapel Christmas near Narita International Airport is where Santa takes his ‘Hoe Hoe Hoe’ in Japan.″

Hotel Chapel Christmas says it’s, ‵‵Designed for adults only…guests can unwind and relax in the spacious [Christmassy] environment

Our previous Christmassy reports of Japan include:


Today is Japanese ‘Elevator Day’…w0Ot!


Today, November 10th, is Elevator Day (レベーターの日), w0Ot!
On this day in 1890, Japan’s first electric elevator started operation in Tokyo’s Asakusa Ryounkaku.

Previous up-LIFT-ing reports on the 3Yen include:
   • Japanese fembot elevator voices (3Yen / 2013-01-15)
   • Ups/Downs of the World’s 16th tallest structure
         (3Yen / 2010-01-30)
   • Elevator molestation instructions from the Tokyo Police
         (3Yen / 2005-01-21)

Japan is going cuckoo

As we have said before, Japan is where the traffic lights sing (3Yen / 2006-10-25).   But now it seems that Japan’s pedestrian crossings are going for the birds.

Song melodies at pedestrian crossings nationwide are being phased out in favour of birdcalls.Mulboyne avatar
— Mulboyne (@Mulboyne) October 7, 2016

crossing traffic in japan

The decline of the crosswalk song “Toryanse” for crossing signals with birdcalls
goofy Google Translate of Asahi Shimbun | 2016 October 7
The traditional musical crossing signal, “Toryanse,” which meant to aid the visually impaired persons is being replaced throughout Japan with crossing signals using birdcallsthe east-west direction of traffic is marked with a chickadee song and the north-south direction with a cuckoo songThe National Police Agency, which has been promoting the change [had a] demonstration/experiment in 2002 that found that more than half of the visually impaired persons evaluated birdcalls as, “easier to understand sound of the traffic direction than conventional crossing music.”




Proof: Japanese are aliens!

Japanese Martian linkedClick to view video.

Proof Of Ancient Mars Civilization Link To Japanese Culture Discovered On Google Maps Sept. 18, 2016
identical ancient structures on the planet Mars and Japan (Earth) that prove a historical link between Japanese and Martian civilizations. The discoveryproves that Mars aliens may have migrated to Earth and contributed to the development of Japanese civilizationThe structureis identical with the Japanese megalithic tombs or tumuli called Kofun that gave their name to the Kofun era (250-538 A.D.) of Japanese historymore


 marvin_martian Japan-flagCommander of Flying Saucer X-2 aka Marvin the Martian

In addition to the above “proof” there are the numerous mysterious “dogu”—the clay figures that representing ancient astronauts of Japan. (ū#Pseudoarchaeology)

Also check out our previous reports of real aliens in Japan including:



Today is Crow’s Day in Japan

crow day sticker
A magazine for “Crow Friends” has announced a celebration: Crow's Day

Crows have their own fan club – カラス友の会 – and magazine. Sept 6th has been declared Crow's Day.

img_e5ed9120fe0aa675d5fee14bdcc81abb via — Mulboyne (@Mulboyne) January 18, 2016


The official Crow’s Day website offers the following explanation of the origin of the daycrow-day-explained 9月6日=カラス(クロ―)の日In Japanese the number 9 is “kyu” and the number 6 is “ro[ku]”. Put them together and you get Kyu-ro, pronounced ‘crow’ (and also similar to kuro meaning black in Japanese).

The website goes on to remind us to, “Take power in your crow love.


A few of the many 3Yen reports of Japan’s incredible crows include:



Pachiko parents: Do you like your Japanese kids…

Pachiko/pinball parents: Do you like your Japanese kids baked or broiled?

In safety push, Nissan turns camera on hot car interiors
The Japan Times | ‏2016-Aug.12
{enabling further child abuse} Nissan is seeking to prevent further tragediesthrough alert messages on its car navigation systems. The message is shown when external temperatures reach 30 degrees or higher...more...


Problem: For the past 40 years, every torrid summer in Japan (which lasts an interminable 6 months), pachiko/pinball gambling parents leave their kids in the car to play “just couple of quick games.” This results in dozens of child deaths every year (and zero prosecutions)
Solution: Just put up signs in the pachiko parking lots saying, “Parent or guardian leaving children unattended in the car will be fined 1 million yen and can be subject to criminal prosecution” would help prevent the problem. Offering a bounty for people reporting unattended kids would eliminate most of the problem (since other lowlife pachiko people always need money).

Previous pachiko reports include:




Holiday in the concrete dead zone of Japan

Tomorrow is “Ocean Day,” a Japanese national holiday (3Yen / 2015-07-20). To get you in a holiday mood, here are a few reverent thoughts of Japan’s seaside holy Concrete Tetrapods would be apropos.


A reader’s email commenting about terapods:
fishy quoter left>I think there are called dolosse.fishy quoter right

Wow. You learn something every day.
South Africa claims concrete tetrapods were invented in 1963 for use in Cape Town, and that the Afrikaans word for tetrapod is dolosse.

However according to The Japan Times, in 1950, the Laboratoire Dauphinois d’Hydraulique in Grenoble, France first made them for erosion control.
Looking around at the history of of concrete, basically, nobody invented them–they spontaneously appeared from outer space in the early 1950s around the same time as the UFO sightings, ha, ha.

To quote Alex Kerr author of “Dogs and Demons: Tales from the Dark Side of Japan” (Hill and Wang, 2001):

These projects are mostly unnecessary or worse than unnecessary. It turns out that wave action on tetrapods wears the sand away faster and causes greater erosion than would be the case if the beaches had been left alone.

Surfers and naturalists (and anybody sane) hate the tetrapods because over time they erode away all sand on beaches and destroy the beach habitat creating a concrete dead zone, arrrg.

Our previous reports of Ocean-cum-Marine Day/Umi no Hi include: