Something nobody wants to see!
— Chris Carlier (@Pubgoblin) Feb. 8, 2016
But wait, it gets worse.
Japanese in Ishikawa Kanazawa pay to get coifed at Trump Hair.
Previous reports of Japan’s fun hair salons include:
Way back in 2009, I first warned of Japan’s Alien abduction zones (3Yen 2009-04-18). →
And, now the problem has intensified with the increased targeting of Japanese school children by UFOs.
Also refer the previous 3Yen report about Alien Courtesy Seats on the Train (3Yen 2006-09-23).↓
Japanese moral dilemma #175:
Do you offer your train seat to a princess or a granny?
Previous posters about Tokyo train manners include:
The night after Christmas day in Nippon…
The early hours of Boxing Day in a regular Japanese neighborhood. Our previous reports the hell-on-earth aesthetics of the Japan landscape include:
Is your doctor, ″ ASSY″?
The-rest-of-the-story is that Japanese word for both foot and leg is ″ ashi″ (足 / あし), which also can be written in Roman letters as ″ assy″.
It’s a great name*
for a footwear website, ain’t it? www.dr-assy
Tonight is the first night of Hanukkah. However, the last thing I expect to see when I am stuck in traffic behind a Tokyo bus was a menorah to celebrate the Jewish holiday (Wiki)…
The bus advertisement featuring the menorah also has hinkiness throughout such as a fisting, Hitleresque* “schoolgirl” spokesperson for the ad’s sponsor, Toshin, the huge private high school group with more than 120,000 students.
*The Hitleresque mustache on the schoolgirl is actually a handle to one of the fuel compartments of the bus.
*Ok, ok, I know that the Hanukkah menorah
drawings above are not a proper menorah since
they do not have one taller candle, the shamash.
In preparation for Hanukkah, which is December 6 to 14 this year, check out the other hinky holiday reports on the 3Yen including:
This month’s Metro Manners message warns of Rude Rudolph on the Tokyo subway.
Previous reports on the 3Yen of Xmas Metro Manners include:
‘SEX’ and ‘Humanity is error’
Here’s Microsoft’s Blue-Screen-of-Death reinterpreted as a bomber jacket for sale in Tokyo’s fashion-victim district of Harajuku.
Previous 3Yen reports erroneous humanity and sex in Japan include:
Speaking of Mannerly manners trained in Japan (3Yen 2015-11-03, 11:30am), check out the Tokyo Fashion Police busting a Japanese salaryman for wearing a bright yellow suit and having clashing green helmet hair on the Metro. ↓