The Kraken Arises in Tokyo Bay!

One of the Cute Cthulhu Cohort has appeared in Tokyo Bay!


big little squid in tokyo bay
quoter leftPh’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn!!quoter right

A few of the many squidly stories previously reported here include:
   • Man from Planet Squid-aru (3Yen / 2011-07-19)
   • eatin’ l’il Cthulhu (3Yen / 2013-03-14)
   • Masses of radioactive tentacles crawl onto the beach in Japan (3Yen / 2012-07-27)
firefly-squid on beach

Pikachu protests the continuing Fukushima nuclear fcukup in central London

As you can see in the photo below, even Pikachu (L) as well as Shinto’s trickster fox spirit, Kitsune/ (R), are protesting the continuing Fukushima nuclear fcukup in central London.


London Evening Standard | 15 March 2014
Dozens of people protested in central London against nuclear power today following the third anniversary of the Fukushima disaster in Japan protesters gathered at Hyde Park Corner before marching past the Japanese Embassy and one of the buildings housing the Tokyo Electric Companymore

TEPCO’s Valentine for Japan

It has been almost three years since the Great Earthquake-Tsunami-Nuclear Meltdown of “3/11″ (Wiki), but TEPCO’s Fukushima Power Plant is still sending us the same damn Valentine year after year, meh.— 281_AntiNuke (@281_) February 14, 2014

Previous posts about the Fukushima Nuclear Meltdown on the 3Yen include:
   • Cthulhu mascot for the radioactive coast (3Yen / 2013-10-17)
   • Radioactive pigs over-run Fukushima! (3Yen / 2013-09-25)
   • TEPCO admits the Fukushima nuclear leak is ’serious’

Japanese ‘facials’ for everybody at Osaka station

I would love to see how this new facial ID system handles all the outliers* such as the 10-to-20% of the Japanese population who wear surgical masks during both the winter flu season and the 4-to-6 month long pollen season.

Facial ID tech to be set at Osaka station
The Yomiuri Shimbun | January 30, 2014
The station, which serves 820,000 passengers per day, is scheduled to be the stage of an unusually large study on tracking location data using facial-recognition technology
Each camera is to photograph people’s faces within a three-square-meter area, and assign each face an ID based on its characteristics.
When a person is recognized by another camera, the time and location will be recorded. Each person’s behavior will then be tracked for one weekmore...

Outliers ”Я” Us : I am one of these outliers for facial recognition. Whenever I go to work at the Japanese R&D center of Toshiba and I try to walking in on crutches wearing a hoodie, their automatic entry authorization camera system fails to recognize my face or that I’m a human.
WARNING, WARNING: Quadruped alien identified.
quadruped alien indentified

I know, I know…Cool story, bro.(meme)


Previous reports on the 3Yen about Japanese face scanning technologies and countermeasures include:
   • Facial recognition for surgical mask wearing Japanese
      (3Yen / 2006-01-14)
   • Digital makeup, Japanese
       (3Yen / 2011-04-18)

   • Anti-surveillance chic from Japan
      (3Yen / 2013-01-29)

Ho, ho, ho! Japan’s Prime Minister ‘Santa’ Abe brings gifts

Ho, ho, ho! Abe Santa brings inflationary* gifts for everyone!

サンタクロースは / 資本主義の手下 / で、あってほしくないね。
281_AntiNuke (@281_)’s twitter Dec. 24, 2013

*PM Abe’s glow-in-the-dark gifts are intended to be “inflationary” as it is the stated policy of “Abenomics” (Wiki) to jumpstart the Japanese economy by increasing government spending for the military and for public works such as fixing TEPCO Corporation’s nuclear plant meltdown in Fukushima.

Cute Cthulhu–‘Araippe’–the newest mascot for Japan’s radioactive coast

Cute Cthulhu has a brand-new name and a fun new gig in Japan!

Loose character/floppy mascot*Araippe
araippe mascot

Oarai city in Ibaraki Prefecture has a problem. The city is down the coast (Google Maps)) from the continuing Fukushima nuclear reactor disaster. Needless to say tourism is way, waaaay down in Oarai, and they are hoping their new mascot “Araippe” will boost the number of visitors to the area.
According to various Japanese press releases such as the Asahi Shimbun (2013 Oct. 17–Google Translate), their new mascot “Araippe” is made up of the local seafood specialties. As shown below, Araippe’s “charm point” is his coat of whitebait (one of my favorite Japanese delicacies) that hangs his body like hair. Araippe’s mouth is a clam another local delicacy, and his tail is a clam rake.

Araippe in profile

Araippe is further described as a vivacious boy who loves fireworks, and who shakes around all the time as he is so happy.
However, Japanese social media is not so positive about Araippe. The reaction on Twitter Japan is that Araippe looks like a “mass of tentacles” or “Medusa” and is “creepy” and “gross.” Even the mayor of Oarai city said that Araippe, “looks like an old mop.”

is the immature fry of fish that are 25 and 35 millimeters long. In the market here Japan, I buy trays (see left) of whitebait called “Shirasu” for a reasonable price, 300 to 500 yen–about $3 to 5 USD. Typically Shirasu/whitebait is blanched in salt water and served on top of rice as shown below. (Wiki)

Hapless humans are losing the arms race against the mighty Jellyfish Nation

jellies surface (300 × 168)

The continuing jellyfish invasion has been causing a havoc at nuclear power plants clogging them and shutting them down in Japan (3Yen / 2012-10-27) and throughout the world ( / 2013-10-03).
The solution?
KILLER ROBOTS!…the JEROS—Jellyfish Elimination Robotic Swarm.

Robot meant to remove jellyfish might just be making more jellyfish
October 7, 2013, 1:34 p.m.
Developed by a team of engineers in Korea, JEROS is a robot designed for destroying jellyfish swarms, like the one that recently clogged the cooling pipes at a nuclear power plant

jellyfish attack OL japanese
Animated GIFs via

Previous 3Yen reports over the years about these mad jellies include:
PANIC! Killer jellyfish invading Japan! (3Yen / 2008-02-09)
The Attack of the Killer Jellyfish! (3Yen / 2007-02-20)
Attack of the giant jellyfish! (3Yen / 2005-12-08)

Boom in boars—Wild radioactive pigs over-run Fukushima Japan

Outside the the 20 km Dead Zone around the Fukushima nuclear disaster, the farms are being over-run wIld radioactive pigs!
That is, the Dead Zone is harboring a rapidly increasing number of radioactive boars and even the areas outside the Zone are becoming disused and overgrown thus providing the boars a better habitat.

More boars mean more damage in Fukushima
The Japan Times | 2013/09/24
Wild boars are taking a toll on agriculture in Fukushima Prefecture as farmers struggle to bounce back from the planting bans imposed after the meltdowns at the Fukushima No. 1 power plant
More wild boars are also showing up in towns and cities outside the 20-km exclusion zone.
Meanwhile, the number of licensed hunters in Fukushima Prefecture has decreased by one-third
wild boar meat could be irradiated has reduced interest in bagging the wild animals among the already aging population of hunters.

A similar problem has occurred in Germany where quotingLEFTy_12x15A Quarter Century after Chernobyl: Radioactive Boar on the Rise in GermanyquotingRIGHty_12x15 ( Furthermore, Der Spiegel Online reported:
quotingLEFTy_12x15radioactivity in wild boar isn’t likely to disappear soon.single-left-quoterThe problem has been at a high level for a long time,single-right-quoter says Joachim Reddemann (an expert on radioactivity in wild boar with the Bavarian Hunting Federation). single-left-quoterIt will likely remain that way for at least the next 50 years.single-right-quoterquotingRIGHty_12x15

archer radioactive pig