Personally, I think Goji-chan needs to rise up from the Gulf and eat all the BP monsters who were paid by Cheney to sabotage the well to discredit Obama and to foul the oceans so that no one will care if they add three zillion more oil platforms all owned by Sarah Palin and Roger Ailes in anticipation of Rupert Murdoch’s purchase of General Motors to build the new Lady Gaga edition of Winnabago RVs in a plant near Nogales, Arizona to attract more illegals who can be arrested and sent to Japan to care for the elderly.
(Notice in this movie poster the Illuminati All-Seeing Eye of Godzilla—a single reptilian eye and the Sun-like pupil with flames issuing from it.)
It turns out the the same place also sells a way to “Eat Pussy” as mentioned in the title—that is, a machine for homemade sushi aptly named the… Hello Kitty Waku Waku(happy-happy) Die-cut Rolled SUSHI Making Set…
Have a Waku Waku/happy-happy Hello Kitty Apocalypse!
KYODO News, May 24, 2010; TOKYO–The Japanese government expressed its readiness Monday to take grave and punitive action against North Korea in cooperation with South Korea and the United States over the deadly sinking of a South Korean warship in March…more blah, blah, blah…
Here in Japan downrange from North Korean’s missile launches*, the angry rhetoric has been ratcheting up. Japan’s stern but totally toothless warnings to North Korean are nothing compared to the trash talk of Lil’ Kim and his Krazies.
Now you can enjoy the NK-News’ Random Insult Generator…
Click to enjoy another insult.
. DISCLAIMER: Mr. Fun, Kim Jong Il, is the only person in my life who has shot missiles directly at me. Back on August 31, 1998 while I was laying on the beach in northern Japan, one those Kim’s-got-no-dong Taepodong missiles missed as it flew over me.
In a Sign of the coming Apocalypse, the always-informative Sankaku Complex blog reports that Japan’s:
“…Oricon charts ending for the 18th of May listed the Vocaloid album “Exit Tunes Presents Vocalogenesis featuring Hatsune Miku” as the top selling album”…
Our 3Yen correspondent, “Denfour” has finally flipped out upon seeing this press event by model and “talent” Rinka for her “RINKA SLEEP STAR” book/DVD set (Takarajimasha, 1,995 yen; shown right).
With the wisdom that comes with age, I advised Denfour-san to mellow out and smoke a few more hits of that good shit from the Hello Kitty litterbox. Foaming at the mouth, he replied…
---< Denfour's rant on>---
Not since the Kano Sisters have I seen a Haafu (Half-breed) gaijin-faced tarento talento/celebrity wannabe continuously make stupid remarks
and have the Japanese media fanboys and girls go gaga over the mentally challenged RETARD on J-TV….and now she threatens
the world with a photo book and dvd set? Is there no limit to this madness?
No wonder Daddy Cthulhu(L) rises from the depths as the
Stars are aligned right in the sky for the mass brain damaging effects of these tarentos…..
The commentaries on the link below are also scary…..they consider Rinka Cute? If she’s cute, then Oh Hell Kitty is sexy…..
sad to see the influx of more brain damaged souls arising in Japan…..and the sun will sink as a result…. ---< Denfour's rant off>---
As I have reported about before on the 3Yen in Hello Kitty’s Beaujolais, the kitty is a wino (even though she doesn’t have a mouth). The Colbert Report, now is saying the Hello Kitty is branching out and selling a table red wine and white sparkling wine. Enjoy…
Although 76% of Japanese nuclear power plants’ emergency warning systems don’t work, not to worry. The remaining nuke plants emergency warning systems must be functioning fine since the plants are already shut down for radiation leaks.
The rest of the story here is that any holes on steam pipe under extreme pressure is bad news…and radioactive steam is even more “fun.”
Holes, scratch found on nuclear reactor pipes at Chugoku Electric Kyodo – Saturday Dec 11 9:24 PM SGT—Chugoku
Electric Power Co. said Saturday it has found holes and a scratch on pipes at one of its nuclear power reactors in Shimane Prefecture, western Japan.…more…