Sumitomo Corporation has decided to go with a truth-in-advertising approach and their recruiting division has decided to show prospective new hires exactly what is in store for them.
The recruiting video for Sumitomo salarymen-bots is by ‘World Order’ aka Genki Sudo (3Yen 2011-03-25) shows more of the true nature of Japanese life than would be expected.
All spiffed out in pretty pink blazers, the boys of Nippon Sports Science University show off their skills for working in the mid-20th Century. Wo0t!
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University Festival promotes synchronized walking in Japan
CBS News | Nov 15, 2013
….students at Nippon Sports Science University have taken walking to a whole new level …
…3 days per week the exercises to get them in shape for the dazzling performances. Their practice forced them to walking up to 1,200 kilometers (720 miles) in total – roughly the distance from Paris to Rome.
The captain of the team…23-year-old Keiko Suzuki said…
“We all mastered this highly disciplined training and made it our habit to stick to strict rules. I believe this experience will be an asset as we enter into the job market” …
This impressive performance of synchronized walking is called Shudankodo (集団行動), which in Japanese means “Collective Action” …sort of like the Borg Collective (Wiki).
The shortest skirts worn by Japanese schoolgirl are found in Kyoto—averaging 27 cm (10½ iinches) above the knee according to this “scientific” study that was broadcast recently on Japanese TV.
When the always-delightful friend of the 3Yen, Yuumi-chan, sent the above TV screenshot to me this morning. She added that the survey was wrong because, “Typically, this is the shortest.” ↓
Other 3Yen reports of short skirts include:
• Short skirts shown in an effort to make them longer
• Schoolgirls + snow + short skirts = JAPAN!
Is it an intersex otaku or just a fat-’n'-fugly Japanese girl?
You make the call…
ある意味で最強の戦士！(笑) pic.twitter.com/v9nZVsjEPG — SHU 4 (@shusyhoo)’s twitter September 25, 2013
Spotted on the mean streets of Akihabara, Tokyo’s geek ghetto (Wiki)…The Japanese caption of the above photo reads: [Here's the] fiercest warrior in a sense! (Laughing)
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Expel the Foreign Barbarians!
Kabukicho, Tokyo’s vibrant “entertainment’ district, the longtime home of Tokyo’s purveyors of sleaze and red-light services is due for yet another cleanup…of evil foreigners. Most of these “foreigners” servicing a completely Japanese clientele have permanent residency (Japanese Green Cards) or were born in Japan and cannot be “cleared out” legally.
Terrorism fears could mean end of Kabukicho in run up to 2020 Olympics
The Tokyo Reporter | 2013/09/18
…the Kabukicho red light district, which is located a few kilometers north of the proposed location for the National Stadium, may just have may be the target of yet another clean up.
“Right now,” says an official from within the Tokyo Metropolitan Government, “Kabukicho is filled with troublemaking Africans and Chinese…the red-light district will be the ideal place in which to harbor terrorists.
“… various unruly foreign groups will need to be cleared out,” says the aforementioned official. “The completion of the plan will coincide with the 2020 Olympic Games.”
“Gaijin go home!”
“Foreigners leave!” banner in Tokyo’s Shinagawa Station (3Yen 2005-06-18)
Chikan Clergy Brit Busted
Sankaku Complex 2013sep15 (Warning: This site has NSFW ads.)
A British preacher has been arrested for groping a young Japanese woman on a train...a 48-year-old British pastor was on board a train in Shiga prefecture …over the course of 25 minutes he took a seat next to a 22-year-old office worker, groping her legs and breasts for the duration of his trip…The good preacher maintains his innocence, saying he “may have touched her but it wasn’t deliberate.”
As explained, since the missionary’s name, Charles Martin Hearst, was released to the press, Net citizens swiftly tracked him to the Sekai Fukuin Dendoudan (“World Gospel Mission”), a Protestant missionary group in Shiga prefecture and nearby areas.
As part of the Worldwide Evangelisation for Christ (WEC International), the mission in Japan was started 1950 and at their first evangelistic meetings they saw over a thousand people attend*. Their offering food in those lean post-war times in Japan might have had a lot to do with that large attendance because by 1953, attendance at these meetings fell to an average of 10.* and have remained at such low levels ever since.
Other examples of molester madness in Japan include:
• Pervy ‘Rabbids’ do Japan (3Yen / 2007-07-28)
• How-to guide for chikan/molesters (3Yen / 2006-07-08)
• BEWARE! Chikan train perverts! ↓ (3Yen / 2007-01-15)
Making the rounds in twitter #Japan:
Housing for Tokyo 2020 Olympics
Housing for Fukushima refugees
Fukushima’s nuclear Dead-Zone reporting by 3Yen correspondent, MARKed TRAIL: Via Hiroko Tabuchi (@HirokoTabuchi)’s twitter | September 9, 2013
According to a new government study, 60% of Japanese guys do not a girlfriend and the rest are _________________________, well, you fill in the blank upon viewing a “typical” Japanese date shown below.
60% of Japanese Guys “Have No Girlfriend”
Sankaku Complex Aug. 31, 2013 | WARNING: NSFW advertising
The latest official statistics to highlight just how lonely the Japanese race has become of late show some 60% of young men apparently have neither girlfriend nor female friends, with women scarcely being any better off…
The Japanese government’s latest white paper on the vexing issue of…just how few Japanese now enjoy the company of the opposite sex.
Now here are words seldom seen together in Japan: “Big” with “Booty” and “Bust(ed)”.
Via the ever-goofy Google Translate of:
35-year-old unemployed man arrested stealing 200 women’s bicycle seats in 24 days
…police interrogation, the suspect claimed that, “I like the smell and texture of leather.…I was entrapped just for enjoying a sniff or lick.”…
Japan’s Paradise TV once again will offer a titty fondling booth on its live, on-air, two-day AIDS fund drive: “24-Hour TV: Eroticism Saves the Earth.” Even the poster for the charity breast drive is hinky….
Read more at the drinking buddy of the 3Yen, The Tokyo Reporter (2013Aug16): Breast squeeze, alien phone sex to highlight porn channel AIDS drive