The 2020 Tokyo Olympic BABY BIB is now on sale!

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YATTA!
We all can now get the official 2020 Olympic DROOL BIB!
 
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Ok, ok, the rest-of-the-story is the that the emblem of Tokyo’s 202o Olympics was first cursed with an embarrassing withdrawn for plagiarism (3Yen / 2015-07-25) .
Now they have a traditional Japanese design for the Paralympics that unfortunately looks like a drool bib (3Yen / 2016-04-25) for the severely disabled. Oh baby.

 



 

The new, new Tokyo 2020 Olympics logo

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After fiasco of the pervious plagiarized logo (L) for the 2020 Tokyo Olympics (3Yen 2015-09-02). the winner of the new, new logo contest is the Olympic Lobster Bib!

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This chequered design in the traditional Japanese colour of indigo blue expresses a refined elegance and sophistication that exemplifies Japan.
Composed of three varieties of rectangular shapes, the design represents different countries, cultures and ways of thinking. It incorporates the message of ‘unity in diversity’.
More…

 
Previous reports the craptastic 2020 Tokyo Olympics on the 3Yen include:



 

The vultures gather over the Japan quake(s)

It’s still shaking here—more than 400 aftershocks since the initial quake–In fact the official name for it is the "Kumamoto Earthquakes" (Wiki).

To add to the "fun" are the a zillions scammers sending out fake spam appeals for money for the Kumamoto relief efforts, grrr.

prey-on-kumamoto Kumamon ↑ the official mascot of Kumamoto Prefecture

 

 
second-harvest It’s best to trust the established, locally-based charities such as: Second Harvest Japan, JAL’s Kumamoto Earthquake Relief Effort Miles, Japan’s Community Chest Japan, Japanese Red Cross Society

The authorities are wisely pleading for nobody to physically help. Specifically, Kumamoto Prefectural government is saying:

“The kindness of people wanting to volunteer and send goods is much appreciated, but please wait until we are ready to do so.”

 
In past disasters, volunteers came to help without proper transportation or lodging, and they just added to the mess.

The real winner of today’s Tokyo Marathon

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Ethiopia’s Feyisa Lilesa may have won today’s Tokyo Marathon in a late breakaway in the last 2km (Japan Times), but the real winner of today was the bomb-bot, the Kanibasami (kanibasami lit. “Crab Scissors”).

 
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Tokyo Marathon’s explosive ordnance disposal vehicle,“Kanibasami”
Tokyo Sports (in Japanese) February 27, 2016
The specialty vehicle is be dispatched to investigate suspicious objects…and deal with explosives as part of the counter-terrorism efforts of the Tokyo Marathon Foundation…The vehicle that has the two arms with crab-like claws (“scissors”) and it is designed to remove explosives while to withstanding an explosive impactblah, blah, blah

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Actually, Tokyo is full of emergency robots (that are never ever used) such as the ROBO-Q rescue robot (3Yen 2007-03-16)
rescue robot used by the Tokyo Fire Department.

 
And related to the ROBO-Q is the Great Dummy disaster of 2011 (3Yen 2011-01-18)
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Then there is the Hyper Rescue Robot “T-53 Enryu” (3Yen 2009-07-04)
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Also check out the fairy-full Hyper Rescue Squad No.1 >(3Yen 2011-03-25 )
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2020 Tokyo Olympics: Do you want fries with that?

As reported before in New stadium for the 2020 Tokyo Olympics fails (3Yen / 2015-05-20), the stadium's design was rejected as way too expensive and impractical to build in a short time frame. So, back to the drawing board…

My vote for the Tokyo Olympic stadium's new design.

Proposal A:
The Triple Veggie Burger
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Japan gets peek at new proposed Olympic stadium designs

japantoday.com | 2015-Dec-14
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UPDATE:
The Veggieburger wins!! (3Yen 2015-12-15)


Previous 3Yen reports on the boondoggle of the 2020 Tokyo Olympics include:

 



BATTLE ROYALE of Japanese mascots . . . BEAR vs PEAR!

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The Japanese film classic, Battle Royale″ (IMDb.com), was reenacted yesterday. It was Hokkaido’s Melon BEAR vs PEAR of Funabashi City.

 
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Mascot Funassyi, in a wrestling war!
The Sankei Shimbun 2015-Oct-12 (goofy Google Translate)
During the current 3-day holiday weekend in Japan, “Looks good! All set” event was held at the wholesale market of Funabashi, Chiba Prefecture just east of Tokyo. The Japanese mascot character, “Funassyi” the yellow pear, who unofficially represents the city of Funabashi had invited about 50 other mascots of other Japanese locales for a “confrontation”—a wrestling Battle Royale.
Funassyi ended up in the final wrestling showdown against the mascot “Melon Bear” of Yubari, Hokkaido. The match was a wild scene of Melon Bear’s ferocious biting attacks and counterattacks by Funassyi wildly jumping and cutting. In a splendid victory, Funassyi raised his arms victorious and screamed, “Everyone cheer, ‘Thanks Nasshi’!”

 

Previous 3Yen reports of Melon Bear and Funassyi Pear include:

 


Spiderman’s secret daughter in Japan

Spiderman’s secret 17 year old daughter is late to class in Japan.

via 高校生の話題の動画☆ ‏@kokosei_douga — 遅刻しそうなJKヤバい

Previous 3Yen reports about Spiderman in Japan include:

 


Logo for 2020 Tokyo Olympics, meh

2020-logo-fixedIt’s official, meh.
Or, as one Olympics journalist quipped…
the Tokyo 2020 logo, looks like something you’d see at the top of a stereo manual from the 1980s—The Infinite Curve.
 

sidebar-quote long Organizers reveal emblem for 2020 Tokyo Olympics
The Japan Times | July 25, 2015olympic-logo-textMore…

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Previous reports the craptacular 2020 Tokyo Olympics on the 3Yen include:

 


The Tokyo’s 2020 Monster has been slain!

The ridiculously fraudulent $2 billion stadium for the 2020 Tokyo Olympics (3Yen 2015-07-12) has been slain, w0oT!
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Olympic stadium building plan back to drawing board: Abe
TOKYO, 2015 July 17, 4pm | Kyodo
Prime Minister Shinzo Abe said Friday he has decided to bring the current building plan for the Olympic stadium back to the drawing board amid public uproar over its soaring costs more...
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Previous 3Yen reports Japan’s preparation for the useless, waste-of-money, 2020 Olympics include:

 


Mocking Japan’s fraudulent new National Stadium for the 2020 Olympics

2020_stadium I decided to join the fun of all the Japanese folks mocking the fraudulent waste (3Yen 2015-05-20) of a new National Stadium for the 2020 Olympics at the twitter.com hashtag: #新国立競技場クソコラグランプ (translation: #Crappy Photoshop Grand Prix for the new National Stadium)salon-stadia_640x


I previously explained about the above Mr. “NO MORE” (no more illegal downloading of movies) at news.3yen.com | 2012-11-01: Saddest costume ever


Previous 3Yen reports Japan’s preparation for the useless, waste-of-money, 2020 Olympics include:

FÜÇK THE 2020 OLYMPICS! ┌∩┐|☢ _ゝ☢|