No one’s got moves like Steven Seagal except…

Master of the martial arts and Japan homeboy*, Steven Seagal, is featured in triplicate in this exclusive clip looking behind the scenes of the fight scenes from his newest Direct-to-DVD masterpiece “Force of Execution” released on December 17.

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No one’s got moves like Seagal in ‘Force of Execution’
USA TODAY — 2013/dec/17
Steven Seagal…working with other actors to choreograph movements and techniques. He works with one guy, rehearsing a strike to his neck with an arm and saying, “In reality, I cut people’s heads off.”

Actually, "No one’s got moves like Seagal" except those two stand-ins waiting behind him ready to double for all his action and running for him. Check out the three Steven Seagals lined up in a row in the middle point of the video clip.


Big gun + Steven Seagal = world peace?

Japan’s homeboy© and reincarnated tulka holy man, Steven Seagal, was talking up “world peace” at a gun show in Russia. That is, he was saying that US and Russia should be, quotingLEFTy_12x15big allies who will together keep the balance of world peace.quotingRIGHty_12x15
big sniper gun + steven seagal = world peace

Steven Seagal At Weapons Exhibition In Moscow
InSerbia News — Oct. 12, 2013
American actor Steven Seagal appeared on a weapons exhibition in Moscow as an ambassador of the Russian manufacturer ‘Orsis’ and drew attention to their new jewel — a tactical sniper rifle ‘Orsis T-5000′.

Previous proclamations of His Immensity, the Potentate of the Poonani, Seagal the Great include:
  • Seagal punks Putin (3Yen / 2013-04-03)
  • 1hr more than you want inside Seagal’s head (3Yen 2012-10-18)
  • Steven Seagal’s wine tasting? (3Yen / 2011-10-22)
  • and many, many more…

Japan’s homeboy©, Steven Seagal, dances a lame lezginka.

Japan’s homeboy© and reincarnated tulka holy man, Steven Seagal, dances a lame lezginka and parties with the strongman of the Chechen Republic, Ramzan Kadyrov (Wiki).

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Steven Seagal dance lezginka dancing

Seagal punks Putin

Putin Seagal Summit

Last month the 3Yen’s covered Japan’s homeboy*, Steven Seagal hanging out with Russian President Vladimir Putin (3Yen / 2013-03-15). →

Now additional photos have surfaced from that Seagal-Putin Summit held early last March. Here’s Seagal putting “bunny ears” on Putin at that Russian martial arts photo-op. ↓

seagal punks putin

Diplomat Dennis Rodman’s success bodes bad for Japan


Judging from the headline below, Japan’s homeboy buddha (3Yen/ 2011-03-04), Steven Seagal, is obviously upset by Dennis Rodman’s diplomatic coup of recruiting Kim Jong Un to the NBA (TIME magazine / 2013Mar12). Japan’s favorite son, Seagal (3Yen /2006-10-24), must be very worried about the sworn enemy of Japan, North Korea, and the possible rapprochement with the United States and the NBA.

Steven Seagal I Wanna Be Like Rodman | 2013/03/13
Move over Dennis Rodman and Kim Jong Un, because ’90s action star Steven
Seagal has jumped on the whole random celeb visiting a world leader


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Vlad the Impaler vs Count Chocula

Japan’s ex-expat Aikido Hair Master

The Wackadoodle Hair Of Steven Seagal is a fun photo essay of the True Mystery of the Orientthe everchanging hair of Japan’s first foriegn Aikido master of the martial arts and reincarnated Tulka, Steven Seagal, from the ‘I Am Bored’ website.

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seagal hairline crazy

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Previous 3Yen reports of His Immense Eminence, the Potentate of the Poonani include:
1 hour more than you want inside Seagal’s head (3Yen 2012-10-18)
Steven Seagal = dead puppies? (3Yen 2011-08-31)
The Tulku loves his sex slaves (3Yen 2011-04-24)
‘Sheep Impact’ — Seagal’s latest blockbuster! (3Yen 2011-04-21)

An hour more than you want inside Steven Seagal’s head

Steven Seagal, Japan’s first foriegn Aikido master of the martial arts and reincarnated Tulka* is questioned in embarrassing depth on Michael Schiavello’s interview series—The Voice Versus Steven Seagal

An hour inside the head of Steven Seagal | Oct. 17, 2012
notes from the interview:
  •A preteen Steven Seagal learned martial arts from a cook at a restaurant who noticed Steven’s fast and fluid dishwashing skills.

  •On his worst movies: “Unfortunately there are many.” “We are subject to the financer and what they want us to do and the studios and what they want us to do and we don’t control the show. So I made a lot of terrible movies and a few good ones.” More...

Seagal vs Silva (You know you wanna see it)

Check out this video on YouTube of MMA champion Anderson Silva* facing down Steven Seagal for a Bud in Brazil.

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Japan’s homeboy still crazy after all these years

Wo0t! Japan’s homeboy© Steven Seagal is having his 60th birthday* today!
doll-boy steven seagal

into the sun steven seagalMoar!~

Steve Seagal teaches the world

On network television’s “Jimmy Kimmel Live” listen to 7th degree black belt Aikido master, Steven Seagal, once again take credit for teaching the MMA champions Anderson Silva and Lyoto Machida the basic front kick—The Crane Kick made famous by Mr. Miyagi in The Karate Kid back in 1984, ha, ha.

Steven Seagal Tonight on Jimmy Kimmel Live—March 26, 2012