Don’t play with your nuts on the subway.
Better yet are the posters in the northernmost big city of Japan, Sapporo. Way up in pseudo-Siberia, Sapporo’s subway system has posters that are better than the banal banners for Tokyo’s Metro Manners.
“Subway posters are better in Sapporo”
pic.twitter.com/Pvs2GpFtln— Justin Norrie (@JustinNorrie) June 21, 2014
The above poster is from Sapporo’s Tozai Line.
Poster in the subway in
Campaign against male violence in the Paris Metro
Le Mode 2014/10/31– Google Translate
“The testicles are not crystal, they do not explode. The closure of the thighs is preferable.”
Notice to men who lounge about, legs apart, on the seats of the Paris Metro..The collective, Dare feminism, is launching a Takebackthemetro campaign and a petition on Oct. 31st.
“The subway’s atmosphere is hostile to women. According to a survey we conducted, three quarters of women are forced to develop coping strategies, adapt their own behavior, and carefully choose where they sit,” says Anne-Cécile Mailfert, on behalf of the association.
Every Halloween for the past 30 years or so, the gaijin/aliens (foreigners) of Tokyo have had a tradition of getting roaring drunk in costume and then turning a couple of cars of the Yamanote commuter line into a “party train” much to the chagrin of sad-sack salarymen.
Please party on the train!
(3Yen / 2008-11-01) →
And, what’s the quickest way to ruin kinky fun? Legalize it…
–On the Tokyu Line between Yokohama’s Chinatown and Tokyo’s Shibuya districts, Tokyu Corporation chartered their own official Halloween Party Train and ruined a lot of the clandestine fun, meh.
To learn more about the original, evil-alien, Halloween Party Train refer to:
• Japan’s Halloween (3Yen / 2014-10-30) Not posted yet
This month’s subway manners poster for the Tokyo Metro features sheep, monkeys and an old goat—Go figure.
Ladies (and men) putting on makeup on commuter trains is a pet peeve of many Japanese as this poster shows…
Manners…matter. Especially on crowded trains.
Make love not up.
pic.twitter.com/yOi49ViCrj— Jake Adelstein/中本哲史 (@jakeadelstein) September 8, 2014
Omiya-Minami High School of Saitama Prefecture won the 23rd High School Manga Championship of Japan with a reinterpreted cartoon of the priority seating sign (R) found on Japanese trains.
According to Ky0d0 News (2014-Aug-08) this winning manga depicts:
children sitting on priority seats on trains and striking poses similar to the signs above them for those eligible for the seats.”
A few of the many previous reports on the 3Yen of priority seating and train manners* in Japan include:
The 3Yen’s correspondent-at-large, Den4, writes:
Let’s Eye Poking Umbrella style for today’s train manners lesson.
PSA / open use
For even more fun, check out the official Tokyo Metro manners poster for the month of June.
Even though Tokyo already has been cloudy/rainy for a couple of days, Tokyo’s official rainy season (tsuyu) is supposed to start June 8th (japan-guide.com). The Japan Meteorological Agency announced that the rainy season has started in the southern half of Japan in the Chogoku, Kinki and Tokai regions (Japan Metrological Agency).
Previous 3Yen reports of Japan’s rainy season include:
Trains are dangerous. Fight them with your briefcase and umbrella with friends! — Brian (@briandesu)
A few of the many previous 3Yen posts reporting on the trials-&-tribulations of Tokyo train warfare and “manners” include:
• Manner Fart art (3Yen / 2013-04-01)
• Japanese Tsukin Jigoku—commuter hell (3Yen / 2013-01-11)
• There’s always a seat next to a gaijin/alien ↓ (3Yen / 2010-09-08)
"If there are potential witnesses nearby, move to another part of the train to do your groping." #traintips
— The Hopeful Monster (@SublightMonster) March 24, 2014
The real question is, who is the “witness” and who is the “gropee“?
Other 3Yen posts dealing Tokyo’s problems with molesters include:
—HOW-TO GUIDE for ‘CHIKAN’/MOLESTER FUN in Japan!
. . . . . (3Yen / 2006-07)
—Groping, Tokyo’s favorite pastime on the trains
. . . . . (3Yen / 2005-02)
←Please molest behind the white line
. . . . . (3Yen / 2009-08-06)
— Metro molester manners (3Yen / 2011-02-01)
改札の情報量が多い—Information overload at the ticket gate in Tokyo
@nomolk on Twitter December 7, 2013