Japan’s alien abduction problem grows

Way back in 2009, I first warned of Japan’s Alien abduction zones (3Yen 2009-04-18).
And, now the problem has intensified with the increased targeting of Japanese school children by UFOs.


alienszogu06228帰るね!ニヤリ( ̄ー ̄) — sasa××(Θ≪)∈ (@zogu06228) February 4, 2016


Also refer the previous 3Yen report about Alien Courtesy Seats on the Train (3Yen 2006-09-23).



Bear samurai armor, Marines partake in historical tradition

You can imagine my surprise when this United State Defense Dept. report popped in my Google News today—Marines parading as Bears in samurai armor in Iwakuni Japan.

Screen Shot 2015-11-24 at 11.57.34 AMI was very enthused for the chance to wear samurai armor″
via DVIDS (Defense Video & Imagery Distribution System) | Nov. 22, 2015


Previous reports on the 3Yen of Bears/Armor/Samurai include:



The shit is back.


The shit is back.
Last year’s* special exhibition of Tokyo’s The National Museum of Emerging Science and Innovation, “Toilet the Future” now is traveling to the Sendai International Center Exhibition Hall.

little-poop-heads Toilet!? — Human Waste & Earth’s Future
The National Museum of Emerging Science and Innovation (Miraikan) toilet-characters_logo

Last year exhibition made a big splash as you can see in the video below and our report:
(3Yen 2014-07-08): 1st, you must become a poop-head. 2nd, you get flushed.

Learn more poop on the upcoming Sendai exhibit that runs from December 11, 2015 to January 11, 2016 from the news report at: ox-tv.jp (Google Translate)


A few of the previous poop posts include:


‘Chikin’ doom dining room

chiken ramen little chicken many noodles
As I have written about before (3Yen 2011-08-26), a Nissin Foods signature product, Chikin [sic] Ramen is one of the two noodle products that form the base of the food pyramid of the Japanese salarymen*.

As shown in the photo below, the dining room for guests at the Chikin Ramen head office offers an interesting peek of how Nissin Foods meets the massive demand for the huge amounts of chicken for their ramen.

Note: Nissin Foods intentionally spells “Chikin” incorrectly.

In case you were wondering, “Hiyoko-chan,” the mascot of the Chikin Ramen, is peeking up from the entrance hall of head office and wondering about the impending doom of lunchtime.

Tokyo newest attraction: ‘Pachinko Station Gundam’!

An entirely new train station appeared overnight—“Pachinko Gundam Station”—Tokyo’s newest tourist attraction on the JR Ome Line in the Akishima distict according to the iPhone 5’s official Map app.


New iPhone’s default mapping software displays facilities at wrong sites
Mainichi News | 2012/09/22
iPhone 5 of Apple Inc. has been struggling to fix the popular smartphone’s new default iOS6 mapping application, which many users said was displaying some facilities at wrong places and had other errors…the new Maps app, developed by Apple itself, showed Hibiya High School on the premises of the Prime Minister’s Office in Tokyo, while the company “Daio Paper” appeared in an area that is actually Haneda Airport …more…

I guess the Japanese government plan to build Gundams (3Yen / 2012-06-27) has become a reality, ri-i-i-ight?
Related Gundam News:
   • GUNDAM RETURNS TO TOKYO! (3Yen / 2012-02-03)
   • So many Gundams that a hotel was needed (3Yen / 2012-06-07)
   • Gundam’s Big Gun (and bigger balls) (3Yen / 2007-07-20)

gundum big gun and bigger balls
Rare view in the above photo is Gundam’s
dual-ball, base-mounted cannon—the secret
prototype of his “large mega PLEASURE particle gun x1.

Multi-tool for Japanese ricers

maki rice roll marker smart-han takara-tomy
Making maki , Japanese rice rolls, is easy especially with the right tools that we reported on yesterday—The Smart Han in hand (3Yen / 2012-09-15). One of our readers, Coligny, astutely pointed out that the “Smart Han” (L) device has, “got nothing on the Fleshlight*.”

However, the pure product of Japan tech, the “Tenga EGG” is superior for Japanese balls … rice balls and others.

As perfect multi-use tool for Japanese ricers, the various types of Tenga shown below are already setup to press out Japanese balls, large and small.

tenga maki-coffin  making rice roll device

Using the Tenga EGG — twister orange
tenga ona-cup-instructions ..

Also check out the previous Tenga post here on the 3Yen (2010-07-17): Danny Choo waxes his dolphin

Crane lifts the world’s largest hemp joint into worship position in Japan

A hell of load of hemp!—Four and half tons of a new sacred hemp rope is shown below being lifted into Kaguraden Hall of the Izumo Taisha Shrine on July 9th in Taisha, Shimane Prefecture, Japan. According to The Asahi Shimbun (via Getty Images) the Shinto shrine’s rope was renewed for the 1st time in four years and it took six and half hours to get it into a “high” position of hemp-full worship.
Notice the hot hemp maidens praying for love in the lower half of the above photo. Izumo Taisha is one of the most important Shinto shrines in Japan and is thought to favor those hoping for luck in love.

Learn more about the shrine at wikipedia.org/wiki/Izumo-taisha.

Shimenawa Izumo Taisha shrine japan  sacred rope at Kaguraden Hall
Shimenawa at Izumo-Taisha Shrine via Wikipedia