BUTt, it’s school vacation time in Japan


Only in Japan can can kids enjoy sliding out of a giant ass and jumping in a bouncy house shaped like a turd. #unchi
The exhibit is called Karada no Naka (Inside the Body) and is taking place in many locations in Japan this summer. www.ss-live.ws/karada/ — Aonghas Crowe (@AonghasCrowe) July 3, 2017

Don’t worry about the fun being “Only in Japan”The exhibit is an extension of the popular kids’ book “Grossology” from the US publisher Penguin Putnam Inc.

Previous poop reports include:


Good day for ducks

It is the rainy season in Japan and public bath/sento of Shibata, Niigata is having a Good day for ducks.

新潟浴場組合【湯快券配布中】‏ @niigata268
あすはアヒル風呂/ 日時:第3日曜6月18日 / 場所:新発田市いいでの湯 / 効能:たのしい。

rubber duckie bath

A duck bath is held on Sunday (weekly in July and August, other times carried out every 1st 3rd every other Sunday)

Details of the ducky sento: niigata268.com/public_bath


Rubber Duckie in Japan has appeared many times on the 3Yen including:

  • ♫ Rubber Duckie you’re the one…the giant radioactive mutant one (news.3yen.com/2011-10-23/rubber-duckie-youre-the-one-the-giant-radioactive-mutant-one/)
  • Doing the duck mouth (news.3yen.com/2010-01-28/doing-the-duck-mouth/)
  • The Captain of Duck(tm) rubber lover (news.3yen.com/2005-11-09/the-captain-of-ducktm-rubber-lover/)



Today is Japan’s ‘Sewerage Day’ ~w00t!!

Yep, Sewerage Day (下水道の日 is today—“9-10″—September 10th.

Sewerage Day even has a crap character mascot, “SuiSui” (スイスイ) kun.

Talk about a crappy job dressing up as sewer fish….

sewer-kunGoofy Google Translate of:
Dissemination activities of sewer

◆ Every year on September 10th, we have a “Sewer of a Day.”
Since 1961, The Ministry of Land, Infrastructure and Transport has promoted a national sewer day on September 10. Various events by local governments who are sewer operators will hold a “Lively Sewer Festival” across the country.


Our previous sewage related reports include:




Yikes! Tomorrow August the 11th, is YAMJH—Yet Another Mysterious Japanese Holiday—Mountain Day

…This year marks the first occurrence of Mountain Day (Yama no Hi, 山の日) since it is a brand-new national holiday for appreciating Japan’s mountains.

The new holiday is intended to coincide with the vacation time usually given during the Bon Festival (Japan’s Halloween-cum-return-of-spirits-of-the-dead) held in mid-August.

Learn details about the new Mountain Day at: japanvisitor.com

More about YAMJH at:



Steampunk Anpanman?

Monster truck, submarine, steampunk Anpanman: Why not?

steampunk-anpanman 【コンデレ】HIROFUMIXさんの『ワイルドアンパンマン号』。愛と勇気に溢れてます。ブラボー!富士通 乾電池提供 ミニ四駆ジャパンカップ2016 東京大会1コンクールデレガンスより。 — ミニ四駆(タミヤ) (@mini4wd) June 22, 2016

translated by bing[Condre] HIROFUMIX’s wild Anpanman issue. Filled with love and courage. Bravo! Fujitsu Batteries offer Mini Japan Cup 2016 East…Concours d’Elegance.

“Anpanman” is one of the most popular anime series with young children in Japan. Anpanman characters appear on virtually every imaginable children’s product, from clothes to video games to toys to snack foods. The Anpanman books have collectively sold over 50 million copies. –Wikipediaanpanman

Previous reports of Anpanman include:


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VibeBar, the Wild One

Many times I think entertainment venues in Tokyo are just trolling us with click bait…

The VibeBar–Wild One (dildo bar) click to view.

Learn more at the official website that is is sort-of-bilingual at: vibebar.jp


Previous “upstanding” reports with “good vibes” include::



Steam punk gynecology for GYNOIDs

Japanese sex doll maker, Orient Industry, is now showing their life-size love dolls in the “Artificial OTOME (girl) Museum” at the Vanilla Gallery in Tokyo.
Orient Industry says that these GYNOID love dolls are for:
not only the collectors who love to live with them, but also others including widowers.″

Watch the video of the GYNOIDS and stream punk gynecology in our Comments section.

A few of our many previous GYNOID reports include:



Ninja attack on the Golden Gate Bridge!

ninjaNinjas love stealth, and what could be more slealthy than using a fukiya/blowgun to shoot darts at an “enemy” tourist in San Francisco far away from their ninja homeland in Japan.


Two tourists struck by blow darts while walking on
Golden Gate Bridge

LA Times | 2016-Feb-13
Two tourists received an unfriendly welcome to San Francisco when, in a bizarre incident, they were shot with blow dartsA man flagged down a California Highway Patrol officer Friday afternoon to report that he had been hit in the thigh by a long metal dart, which went through his jeans and pierced his skinAs the officer was speaking with the man, a woman approached them to report that she too had been hit in the kneecap by a dart.


Previous reports of ninja hijinx include:



Japan’s alien abduction problem grows

Way back in 2009, I first warned of Japan’s Alien abduction zones (3Yen 2009-04-18).
And, now the problem has intensified with the increased targeting of Japanese school children by UFOs.


alienszogu06228帰るね!ニヤリ( ̄ー ̄) — sasa××(Θ≪)∈ (@zogu06228) February 4, 2016


Also refer the previous 3Yen report about Alien Courtesy Seats on the Train (3Yen 2006-09-23).



Bear samurai armor, Marines partake in historical tradition

You can imagine my surprise when this United State Defense Dept. report popped in my Google News today—Marines parading as Bears in samurai armor in Iwakuni Japan.

Screen Shot 2015-11-24 at 11.57.34 AMI was very enthused for the chance to wear samurai armor″
via DVIDS (Defense Video & Imagery Distribution System) | Nov. 22, 2015


Previous reports on the 3Yen of Bears/Armor/Samurai include: