As we always say here at the 3Yen:
You can never have enough HELLO Teenage
Mutant KITTY Ninja Turtleheads.
Learn all the details at rocketnews (2013Nov19): Make way for Ninja Turtle Hello Kitties! Or is it Hello Kitty Ninja Turtles?
The original Japanese news report is at: weekly.ascii.jp: KT X TMNT (Somehow “KT” = Hello Kitty and “TMNT” = Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles—Go figure.)
Den4, 3Yen correspondent-at-large writes:
It’s getting to be that time of year again—the high holy days of
Oh HELLo KITTY®!
Japanese Ambassador-to-the World, Hello Kitty, tries to mellow out* China by selling fruity beer.
Say Hello Alcoholism with the official Hello Kitty Beer
io9.com | 2013sep
…new line of Hello Kitty beer just released in China. They're only half the alcohol content of regular beer, and come in six fruit flavors, including lemon-lime, passion fruit and banana.
A banana-flavored, half-alcoholic beer sounds like some kind of horrific torture device to me… I try not to drink beverages or eat food marketed by characters without mouths. It just seems unwise to me…
*China and Japan have hated each other for centuries. Right now they fighting over a bunch of bird-poop-covered rocks in the South China Sea next to Taiwan (3Yen / 2005-02-01) , but they are always squabbling over something.
. . • Chinese climb Mt Fuji & unfurl ‘Fuji belongs to China’ banner!’
. . . . (3Yen / 2012-10-05)
. . • China vs Japan, non-sequitur
. . . . (3Yen / 2009-09-27)
. . • Ishihara to build power plant 1,740km from downtown
. . . . (3Yen / 2005-02-01)
Tip of the hat to the Alternative Asian News TV Tube Online Videos & Photos Blog for this Hello Kitty beer story idea.
As I have said many times before, You Can Never Have Enough HELLO KITTY—Am I right or what?
(I stumble across sights like this at least once a month on the train and I wish I had Google Glass to capture the fun.)
— SHU 4 (@shusyhoo) twitter August 21, 2013
Spotted in the wilds of the über-trendy Shibuya district of Tokyo, these mutant Oh Hell Kitties™ threaten the fabric of our Universe according to the 3Yen’s correspondent-at-large, Den4.
渋谷109の3階「3rd by VANQUISH」です。
Shopping in Shibuya (Tokyo Japan)
It is a cute accessory of Hello Kitty!
Get ones for your friends and family then!
Shibuya 109 Bldg., Floor 3, “3rd by VANQUISH”
▶ 3rdbyvanquish.jp (in Japanese)
If you dare, click to animate the reversible Hello Kitty Chicken—the ultimate Decepticon!
Animate, transform! ↯
Hello Kitty Chicken Reversible Plush
Hello Kitty Hell | 2013/05/27
….someone at Sanro corporate headquarters had confidence that a reversible Hello Kitty chicken would be something that fanatics would buy and management agreed really puts into perspective how doomed we are as a race...more…
R0cketnews24.c0m warns us of a, Horrifying Hello Kitty soap dispenser makes every restroom visit a test of will.
View the full-size original on the R0cketnews24.c0m.
According to a heads-up sent in from the 3Yen’s correspondent Den4, the Oh Hell Kitty dispenser with horror eyes is:
Ghastly! Those eyes!
These Hello Kitty contact lenses, make perfect JAPANESE sense, don’t you think?
This story was sent in by the 3Yen’s correspondent-at-large, Den4.