This is not exactly Hello Kitty’s train station..
…but it should be.

Embiggen.

According to a goofy Google Translate of the AsahiNews (June 6, 2013):

The train station near Ouchi town in Tottori Prefecture was redesigned in pink. It’s an attempt to be a ‘monument of the heart and love.’ It is surrounded by trees and hidden from the national highway—The unmanned station averages two visitors day.

If you dare, click to animate the reversible Hello Kitty Chicken—the ultimate Decepticon!

Animate, transform! ↯

Hello Kitty Chicken Reversible Plush
Hello Kitty Hell | 2013/05/27
….someone at Sanro corporate headquarters had confidence that a reversible Hello Kitty chicken would be something that fanatics would buy and management agreed really puts into perspective how doomed we are as a race...more…

R0cketnews24.c0m warns us of a, Horrifying Hello Kitty soap dispenser makes every restroom visit a test of will.

View the full-size original on the R0cketnews24.c0m.

According to a heads-up sent in from the 3Yen’s correspondent Den4, the Oh Hell Kitty dispenser with horror eyes is:
Ghastly! Those eyes!

These Hello Kitty contact lenses, make perfect JAPANESE sense, don’t you think?

This story was sent in by the 3Yen’s correspondent-at-large, Den4.

Hello Kitty hosers‘ hosiery? Hell, why not.

Hello Kitty Stockings
Hello Kitty Hell | 2012/12/19
There are bad ideas, and then there are ideas that have simply been created to infuse the vast majority of the human population with utter and total disgust…there really can be no other reason for the invention of the Hello Kitty stockings…more…

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

In the definitive overview on this year’s street fashion, printed hosiery was featured in more than a dozen of the 100 Coolest Harajuku Looks of 2012—Straight from Tokyo (japanesestreets.com). →
 
 
 
 
 

Since 2008, Japan’s largest supermarket, Aeon, Co. has been offering its “special” Beaujolais Nouveau in 750-ml plastic bottles instead of glass.
Do to such cost-cutting measures and the strong yen, Beaujolais Nouveau has been discounted to 1,600 yen ($20 USD) a plastic bottle, well below average price in Japan of 2,500 yen ($31 USD).

Beaujolais Nouveau arrives in Japan
NHK WORLD English | Oct. 27, 2012
The first batch of this year’s Beaujolais Nouveau from France arrived at Tokyo’s Haneda Airport on Saturday morning…About 7.2 million bottles are expected to arrive in airports across Japan in the next few weeks. The wine will be released for sale worldwide on November 15th…more…

Click to view NHK News video

Check out the huge collection of 150 photos taken of the Hello “Kittyrobot” Exhibition in Tokyo at tokyofashion.com.

Hello Kitty “Kittyrobot” Exhibition in Tokyo – 150+ Pictures! tokyofashion.com
…“Kittyrobot” exhibition opened his week in Tokyo at Omotesando Hills with the goal of bringing both smiles and support to those affected by last year’s Great Tohoku Earthquake and Tsunami…view the collection…

Last night, the 3Yen’s crack reporter, Den4, thought he had uncovered the top secret location of Hello Kitty’s house saying (3Yen / 2012-08-10) that it …

^{Looks like Oh Hell Kitty House.}

Actually, that photo was Minnie Mouse’s house in Toontown^* of Walt Disney World’s Kingdom, in Orlando, Florida. Den4’s photo was taken at a stretched, unrealistic angle. Minnie’s house used to look like this…

*I said, “used to look like this,” because Orlando’s Toontown was torn down last year to make room for the expansion and renewal Fantasyland (etckt.com/2011/02/13/toontown-no-more).

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But wait! Not to fear. That’s not the end of the story.

Tokyo Disneyland still has Toontown, and it has an even cuter Minnie Mouse house!

Minnie’s House
tokyodisneyresort.co.jp | Tokyo Disneyland

Ok, ok, they’re economic-war planes over Asia but the intent is the same: TOTAL KITTY DOMINATION!

Den4, the 3Yen’s correspondent-at-large, just sent in this dire warning of Taiwan’s Eva Airways invading all of Asia with it’s warplanes in full dress, all Kitty theme, inside and out.

Eva Airways Hello Kitty Themed Airplanes Take Over Taiwan
Travelerstoday | Aug 02, 2012…“The passengers over the world love the Hello Kitty jets since launched – All the Hello Kitty jets have over 85 to 90 percent occupancy,” said Liwen Liu PR officer…
…EVA Airways is in further talks with Hello Kitty company, Sanrio, to possibly launch two more planes. The planes are not the only things outfitted with kitty garb–check in stations, soap dispensers, utensils and paper cups are also themed with the “kawaii” character.
…more...
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I dare you visit the official war-room of Hello Kitty Air at evakitty.evaair.com (use headphones or turn down the sound).

Also, check out the previous Hello Kitty Airlines reports on the 3Yen including:
    • Hello Kitty upskirt (3Yen / 2012-02-02)
    • Hello Kitty Barf Bags (3Yen / 2006-01-29) ↓

Over on the 3Yen’s favorite Japanese auction proxy site, Rinkya, featured these fun, new, car decal/wraps for Mitsubishi’s “MiEV” electric micro-car. As we always say, ‘You can never have enough Hello Kitty’ (or cows and rainbows).

Mitsubushi MiEV — electric car (official site)

Be sure to notice the fun names of these trim/decal kits: “Seven Colors”, “Moo-moo“, and “Hello Kitty”.

For more information refer to:
—http://i.mitsubishicars.com/
—wikipedia.org/wiki/MIEV