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10/23/2009

Japanese curse on wind turbines

I bet you didn’t know that Astro Boy, Phoenix, Black Jack, and other Osamu Tezuka manga characters are POWERfull.
japan wind-turbine power
The above photo of Osamu Tezuka manga characters emblazoned on the side of the wind generator is from ykanazawa1999’s photostream; better photos at pinktentacle.com’s Tezuka wind turbine.

Question:
I bet you don’t know the reason why Japan has fewer wind power generators than any of the other G-8 countries, do you?

Answer:
Though Japanese are universally deaf to right-wing sound trucks and blaring PA systems, wind power generators prohibited in most places because they make too much noise (or at least that’s what the Japanese nuclear power industry wants you to think).
The wind turbine has Tezuka’s manga characters on it is because the mighty forces of otaku/geekdom (2-Ch) can be marshaled to counteract the blanket refusal of use of such turbines by the local braindead-Japanese homeowners’ associations.


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10/22/2009

Tokyo Motor Show 2009 — the Auto-Show-That-Nobody-Came-To

Now here’s a cute motorcycle face that only a Japanese could appreciate.

tri-scooter-honda
October 21, 2009 — DayLife.com photo—
CHIBA, JAPAN – OCTOBER 21: Honda's electric vehicles 'EV-Monpal' are on display (L) and 'EV-Cub' (R) during the 41st Tokyo Motor Show at Makuhari Messe on in Chiba, Japan

According to EliteChoice.com these co-friendly electric scooters are designed to be all-wheel drive, which offers traction advantages on loose surfaces and wet roads.

Also check out this folding electric motorcycle, Yamaha’s ‘EC-f’ that is on display.
EC-f-yamaha-electric
PRIOR ART to the Yamaha’s ‘EC-f’ … Pushmi-pullyu.
Pushmi-pullyu

Actually this year’s Tokyo Motor Show is “groundbreaking” as the Auto-Show-That-Nobody-Came-To because no major foreign automakers will be represented for the first time in 45 years at the event, formerly one of the world’s five biggest car shows according to Bloomberg.com as you can see in the mostly vacant photo below.
vacant-tokyo-motor-show-200

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10/21/2009

Totally bogus ‘Black Belt’ watch

Somebody with an overactive imagination in Cuckoo Clock Land is attempting to sell this so-called Belt Belt watch that the company says is:
The first watch in the world that money can’t buy!*

blackbeltwatch

The shady deal is….
In order to buy this watch for 3,000 Swiss Franks (2,966.94 USD), you must first submit “proof” of your black belt certificate listing its issuing date, Dojo, Sensei, and Federation. taro-bogus-black-beltHowever, as you can see on the right, anybody make up a fake black belt certificate and email it to the Belt Belt watch company.
There is no way for the watch company to check to see whether the certificate is real because there are a bazillion small martial arts studios and dojo—Martial arts “Federations” do not keep records of students who are not competing).

Therefore, I, Taro the Terrible, 9th-dan, proclaim all readers of the 3Yen.com are Black Belts!
Go ahead and fill in your certificate.
DIY-black-belt
Idea and link thanks to stylecrave.com


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10/20/2009

Human ASIMO dance music video

The always informative PinkTentacle.com posted today this human ASIMO dance music video of “I Will Be Here,” using the backdrop of the Blade-Runner-Hell of Tokyo. The human ASIMO was created/directed by Masashi Muto with a confusing international musical combination of DJ Tiësto (Netherlands) and Sneaky Sound System. D (Australia).


Tiësto and Sneaky Sound System – I Will Be Here

Tiësto | MySpaceミュージックビデオ

. . . The odd walking gate of ASIMO, Honda’s humanoid robot, is distinctively but flawlessly captured by the Japanese dancer in the video.

Previously the 3Yen covered ASIMO in:
Robot dancing — transcendentally Tokyo
Asimo does stairs (and doesn’t)
and of course the all time favorite for Japanese robot lovers..
ASIMO buttsecks
asimo robot buttsecks


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10/20/2009

Invisible aliens have landed in Japan!

A fashionable but invisible alien invasion force hit the Japan Fashion Week in Tokyo yesterday.

invisible-alien-fashion
Rest-of-the-story

Even when the aliens are visible, determining their gender is difficult as shown in the two photos below.

JAPAN/
Embiggen to 610×1082.

alien mixed gender bikini


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10/19/2009

Panasonic releases the world’s slowest, crappiest dishwasher

There’s a reason why you never see see Japanese appliances outside Japan—They are the WORST IN THE WORLD.

Panasonic serves up latest prototype robots, dish washing servant included (video)
Via engadget.com

With the exception of microwave ovens, Japanese white goods/major appliances are always non-functional, too small and too expensive. Japan only makes counter-top dishwashers, which are the worst of the worst of Japanese appliances. They don’t have ground-fault breakers or a drain.
But never fear…Panasonic is demonstrating their zillion yen robot dishwasher!


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10/17/2009

‘Never go full retard’ …especially if you’re Japanese

NEVER GO FULL RETARD
Tropic Thunder
japanese nihonjin  retard girl videoYoutube

Link thanks to Mulboyne

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10/17/2009

Love dolls for doggie!

Back in April of 2007, I reported on Japanese ‘Love Dog (see below). Finally folks overseas have taken notice to the sexual plight of their pets and a Brazilian company aptly named Petsmiling has created their own DoggieLoveDoll, which according to their press release is, “a female canine manufactured in soft rubber with a silicone vagina and an easy to clean reservoir.”
dog-love-doll
In case were worried about your doggie getting chafed humping a plastic love-doll, DoggieLoveDoll, “also comes with a tube of water-based intimate lubricant” thoughtfully formulated just for canines.


‘Love Dog’ 3Yen.com 2007-04-22
PRIOR ART…

Doggie love doll - dog sex humping

Hotdoll: The Sex Doll for Dogs
- Gizmodo
Is your dog in heat and humping anything it can wrap its horny little legs around? … Protect your leg from a hump attack by getting Scruffy, a Hotdoll ….

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10/16/2009

Tokyo’s Police Patrol vs the alien menace of Gaijin and Furries!

Tokyo’s Shibuya Center-Gai Police Patrol vs evil Gaijin/foreigners


Dangerous Furry vs Shibuya Center-Gai Police Patrolサムライ日本魂が炸裂する渋谷センター街パトロール隊_ザイーガ

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10/16/2009

Venuskiss Hips

In the Japanese language the word “koshi”  koshi kanji for hip butt waistmeans both hip and butt as well as lower part of the waist. The Japanese also use the English word “hip” EUdict | hip | English-Japanese dictionary when they mean ‘butt’ resulting in fun-but-fraudulent product names like Venuskiss Hips.


venuskiss-hips
JUJU COSME VENUS KISS HIPS MASSAGE SCRUB 120G
Do you sick from sitting for a long time on the chairs in the office or at school?
~ This massage gel helps improve the skin conditions on the hips [sic]. It contains the peach essence to make your skin firmer:)
~ It’s used to remove rough and old keratin. More importantly, it’s going to leave the skin smooth and shinny.
~ Made in Japan.
How to use?
~ Massage the target area from thigh to hip where you mainly concern about. Massage gel with scrub invigorates the slimming your skin and get silky feel. Recommended before shower!
Feel the elasticity of your hips after applying for a few weeks. it also tighten your hip so that it won’t feel loose, at the same time it is able to make your skin silky soft.


For added fun, Japanese spell the English word “Wow” as “WAO” in Roman letters following the conventions of their Katakana syllabary ワオ-wao resulting in the following fun: “Wao it’s a banana!…Chef’s boast.
Wao it's a banana!
chefs boast banana

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