BEWARE OF ELEPHANTS!

 
BEWARE OF BLOWHARD ELEPHANTS!Beware-angry-elephants-360x Full-size original at mrstsk
 

 
Previous pachyderm posts include:

 

 


 

Japanese election poster of the day…

VOTE
HETEROCHROMIA!

kitty-platform
Besides supporting odd-eye kitty heterochromia,
this candidate Satoshi Shima is for “Smart Cities”, “IT revolution”, and other pro-business blah-blah.

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Our previous election reports as well as odd campaign posters and signage include:

 



 

Japan’s Eco Pig Dragon

Eco Pig Dragon seems to be Kumamon Bear's newest buttbuddy.

 pig-dragon

たくさんのお友達と会えて嬉しいモン!お友達に負けんよう、ボクもPRがんばるモン!みなさん、くまもとの夏の旅も楽しんではいよー☆ — くまモン【公式】 (@55_kumamon) July 3, 2016

Translated-from-Japanese-by-Bing To meet with your friends, I’m happy Mon! PR do my best friends won’t lose so I Mon! Travel to Kumamoto, your summer fun is good!☆

Previous goofy mascot reports include:

 
 



 


Tokyo METRO manners are MIA

UPDATE:
Just now, after 12 PM July 4th, Tokyo FINALLY has a July train “manners” poster.
(The Tokyo Metro staff must have been taking partial Fourth of July American 3-day holiday weekend.)

july metro manners poster 2016Please wait in line and board the train
in an orderly manner.″
please-wait-in-line-2016-july

 
The above theme is similar to the 2010 poster asking everyone to form a queue for a Tokyo Metro Human Centipede.
Tokyo Metro Human Centipede poster(3Yen / 2010-10-01)

 


tokyo-metro-manner-titlePreviously…

It’s after 12 AM July 4th and Tokyo still doesn’t have any manners.

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screen_shot_2016-07-01_at_4.53.59_pm Tokyo METRO マナーポスター:
On the first of every month, we have created a manners poster to promote commuter morals order to uplift of commuter manners and we are placing these posters on the train platforms and the train. ″

 



 

FaFa’s Oriental Woody

Oh dear…
oriental-woodylisa-sometimes_bigger Lisa Sometimes @MsLisaSometimes June 27, 2016

 

 

Wait. It gets better than the teddy bear character FaFa-kun‘s “Oriental Woody” (ファーファ オリエンタル ウッディ). He will, make it all white©″.
FaFa-combo

he-said-woodBEAVIS: Heh heh. Heh heh. He said WOOD. Heh heh.
BUTTHEAD: Hey Beavis. They like, UH-huh UH-huh UH-huh, they found your phallus. It’s two inches long. UH-huh. UH-huh. UH-huh.
   —from Beavis and Butthead, “The Mystery of Morning Wood

 

Previous puerile posts of Japanese “wood” include:


 

 


Welcome to Kenmin Kingdom of Noodly Nippon

 Kenmin-kingdomAnthony

Anthony d'Avis (@ozAntinnippon) June 25, 2016

 

(Goofy Google Translate of Wiki): Kenmin Foods Co., Ltd. of Kobe is a rice noodle manufacturer that is best known for its “Welcome to the Kenmin Kingdom” ad campaign. Kenmin’s ads are known for their eerie content and surreal product image.

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Previous posts of Japan’s fun ads for very bent noodles include:

 



 

Steampunk Anpanman?

Monster truck, submarine, steampunk Anpanman: Why not?

steampunk-anpanman 【コンデレ】HIROFUMIXさんの『ワイルドアンパンマン号』。愛と勇気に溢れてます。ブラボー!富士通 乾電池提供 ミニ四駆ジャパンカップ2016 東京大会1コンクールデレガンスより。 — ミニ四駆(タミヤ) (@mini4wd) June 22, 2016

translated by bing[Condre] HIROFUMIX’s wild Anpanman issue. Filled with love and courage. Bravo! Fujitsu Batteries offer Mini Japan Cup 2016 East…Concours d’Elegance.

 
“Anpanman” is one of the most popular anime series with young children in Japan. Anpanman characters appear on virtually every imaginable children’s product, from clothes to video games to toys to snack foods. The Anpanman books have collectively sold over 50 million copies. –Wikipediaanpanman

 
Previous reports of Anpanman include:

 



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The 2020 Tokyo Olympic BABY BIB is now on sale!

2020-olympic-bib
YATTA!
We all can now get the official 2020 Olympic DROOL BIB!
 
baby-bib-400x
Ok, ok, the rest-of-the-story is the that the emblem of Tokyo’s 202o Olympics was first cursed with an embarrassing withdrawn for plagiarism (3Yen / 2015-07-25) .
Now they have a traditional Japanese design for the Paralympics that unfortunately looks like a drool bib (3Yen / 2016-04-25) for the severely disabled. Oh baby.

 



 

BEWARE OF MAD POLES!

 mad-pole

 

Everything in Japan needs a special mascot, even angry poles.

 
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Previous dubious yuru-chara/loose-character_yuruchara/"loose character" mascots featured here include: