Ahhh, just another average day in Shinjuku Tokyo…
Previous reports of the street-freaks of Tokyo include:
Japan considering letting their slaves workers leave early for FAC*, which will be called in engrish, Premium Friday (プレミアムフライデ)—an only once-a-month Japanese TGIF.
Japan looks to jolt consumption by letting workers clock off early
Reuters | Nov. 14, 2016
TOKYO — Hoping to jolt Japan’s limp consumer spending, policymakers and business leaders are considering plans to let workers leave by 3 p.m. on the last Friday of each month to encourage them to shop, dine out and generally spend more…the proposed initiative, dubbed "Premium Fridays"…could begin as early as February.
*FAC: Friday Afternoon Club
Previous reports on wage-slavery in Japan include:
- Every Japanese’s dream: Sleep, glorious SLEEP! (3Yen / 2014-08-04)
- Japanese companies promote sleeping on the job (3Yen / 2007-02-13)
- Export Boom in death-by-overwork, KAROSHI (3Yen / 2005-08-20)
As certified by the Japan Anniversary Association, today 11/11 is officially Pocky Day!!
Our previous puerile posts of Pocky or penile pulchritude include:
Today, November 10th, is Elevator Day (レベーターの日), w0Ot!
On this day in 1890, Japan’s first electric elevator started operation in Tokyo’s Asakusa Ryounkaku.
Previous up-LIFT-ing reports on the 3Yen include:
• Japanese fembot elevator voices (3Yen / 2013-01-15)
• Ups/Downs of the World’s 16th tallest structure
(3Yen / 2010-01-30)
• Elevator molestation instructions from the Tokyo Police
(3Yen / 2005-01-21)
Here’s the alt-right election nightmare of Pepe the Frog’s creator, Matt Furie…
Title: ″ Pepe the Frog: To Sleep, Perchance to Meme″
Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!
Step right up into the Cyunt Booth please…
Let’s CYUNT happy!
“Cyunt” is purikura/photo sticker photo booth (Wiki) for creating schoolgirl type photos.
goofy Google Translate of korona.co.jp…
Japan’s newest photo booth machine, ″ Cyun’t″
Let’s experience who ‘Love the pre’ faster than ♡ (^ o ^) ♡
Cyunt’s biggest feature is “pre-character me” that lets you create your own cartoon caricature using Cyunt’s software tools that recognize the position and shape of facial parts such as eyes, mouth, eyebrows from the photographed image.
Cyun’t is writen in the Japanese katakana script for foreign words and pronounced Kyunto (キュント), which is as close as Japanese can get to ‘cünt.’
Our previous reports of unfortunate engrish on signs in Japan include:
I see that that today, November 3rd, is marked prominently in red on my calendar as a national holiday. It’s Godzilla Day (it’s also Bunka-no-Hi, Culture Day).
Previous reports of Japanese red-letter days include:
Akita Prefecture was ″ so desperate to show the charms″ of their northern backwater of Japan they bought out their MOFU MOFU☆DOGS.
♫~ ″ I’ll be waiting for you at MOFU MOFU
Our previous reports of Japanese promotions gone MOFO-mad include:
…and all the Christmas Crap© is out, grrr.
Since Japan doesn’t have any thanks giving…
goofy Google Translate of club-fap.com
Our “Fujisawa Asahi Paradise” (abbreviation: FAP) is available as a party space…
Previous fapping reports include: