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THE 3YEN.com IS BACK
, after:

  • The last two weeks of the dread HTTP Error 503, grr,
  • having its database corrupted/down for almost a year,
  • losing the 3yen domain name, and
  • living in low-rent exile at 3yenblog.wordpress.com/.

And, WARNING…The indexes of the comments and posts are still acting a little wonky. Stay tuned.

Ghostbusters vs Lowrider in Tokyo

Here’s a slice of street life…lowriding in Shibuya district, Tokyo.

@MKB0T—Driving home last night behind a ghost busters car. I think. It only had red lights. The indicators and brake lights were the same lights.

59-CHEVY-

 
Saaaa.
This so-called “ghost busters car” is a 1959 Chevy Impala lowrider (shown in the bottom half).
The Ghostbusters vehicle, called the “ECTO-1,” was a 1959 Cadillac ambulance, a professional chassis built by the Miller-Meteor company (shown in top half). Ecto-1

Our previous reports of Tokyo rides include:

 



 


The moon ultra parking is being recruited.

The moon ultra parking is being recruited, ri-i-i-ght.
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月超駐車募集中/The moon ultra parking is being recruited is actually just word-for-word-literal translation of, ‘Monthly parking is available.’

 


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‘H’

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Muppets / Celebrity:
Jake Gyllenhaal vs octopus

 

Some of our other “H” (Ecchi / エッチ) and octopus reports include:

 



Japan’s new salarymen…’WALLMONKEYS’

The new Japanese salaryman (3Yen / 2009-08-07) is now called a Wallmonkey
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This is a good way for the hordes of restructured (3Yen / 2005-01-25) salarymen to be more at ease at home alone after forced early retirement (3Yen / 2006-11-14)—Amazon’s product description says that you:

can transform your lonely walls…with freshly printed Wallmonkeys vinyl decals

 


tokyonama-logoshopTokyonama, importer/distributer of original products from Japan–Geneva/Tokyo

Doll-ing in Japan

Youtuber “millna” has what she calls a DOLL HOUSE where: “I want to serve you people as a doll figure!” (ということでドール姿でみなさんを接客したい!—millna @mi_te_yo)

According to Reuters, this self-proclaimed “virtual doll” has taken it to a new level by creating a body suit that looks like a doll and lets you move like a human″″

While the Reuters is totally off-base by calling this offshoot of “dolling” (3Yen / 2013-08-29) the “latest trend” in fashion modeling in Japan. Kigurumi/”dollers” (3Yen / 2015-03-06) have long been a tiny-but-dank subculture in Japan.

 




Tokyo 2020 — Olympic ‘hospitality’

Omotenashi/おもてなし = hospitalityomotenashi-text_120x

Japan’s Omotenashi Movement marches forward for the Tokyo’s 2020 Olympic “hospitality.”

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Foreigner-Only Carriages To Be Introduced Ahead Of Tokyo 2020 Olympics
TheRisingWasabi May 15, 2018 | @therisingwasabi

 

 
A few of our many stories about Omotenashi/hospitality include:


tokyonama-logoshopTokyonama, importer/distributer of original products from Japan–Geneva/Tokyo

Squid named ‘Happy’


Squid have two arms and eight tentacles.
So.. “Happy,” the eleven-tentacled squid, is aptly named.
Happy’s 11th appendage is an example a squid penile elongation, which has been observed to be as long as the mantle, head, and arms combined.

 
Our previous squid tentacled reports include: